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Pentagrams Penis
« on: May 06, 2011, 08:05:37 PM »
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DukeNukem Has entered the room
Heinrich[8:28:14 PM]: lol hi
DukeNukem[8:28:45 PM]: My dick is in my hand.
Squid_thing[2:29:13 AM]: all 2 inches of it?
DukeNukem[8:29:35 PM]: It's actually about 4 inches when fully erected.
Heinrich[8:30:13 PM]: are you gonna post it on i2?
DukeNukem[8:31:02 PM]: Yeah.
Squid_thing[2:32:02 AM]: Wow I'm sure all the girls here are craving 4 inches of pi- man meat.
DukeNukem[8:32:33 PM]: It's not man meat, it's STEEL.
Squid_thing[2:33:31 AM]: oh , I hear steel is a popular sex toy on the gay scene

Oh heavens , so studly , I think I just grew a vagina  :eyelash:  :vibrator:

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Re: Pentagrams Penis
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2011, 05:01:34 AM »
My middle fingers are about 4 inches long.
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Re: Pentagrams Penis
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2011, 08:09:29 AM »
There has being one case where a guy's finger was used to replace his penis, srsly.
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Re: Pentagrams Penis
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2011, 10:38:58 AM »
4 inches is small for a penis? You know that good things come in small packages, right? :zoinks:
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Re: Pentagrams Penis
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2011, 11:16:01 AM »
4 when erect is small.

The average is 4 when floppy.
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Re: Pentagrams Penis
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2011, 11:32:01 AM »
Quote from: The Mizark on May 08, 2011, 10:38:58 AM
4 inches is small for a penis? You know that good things come in small packages, right? :zoinks:
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But you come in a HUGE package
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Re: Pentagrams Penis
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2011, 12:26:46 PM »
Quote from: The Mizark on May 08, 2011, 10:38:58 AM
4 inches is small for a penis? You know that good things come in small packages, right? :zoinks:

Judging by the size of your intellectual capacity , I highly doubt that.  :pwned:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Pentagrams Penis
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2011, 01:34:33 PM »
Quote from: Schleed on May 08, 2011, 11:16:01 AM
4 when erect is small.

The average is 4 when floppy.

My penis is like Godzilla rising out of the ocean. At first, there's nothing, but then, a giant green monster comes out and growls while pounding his chest! RAAAAAAWWWWWRRRR!!!! :orly:
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Re: Pentagrams Penis
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2011, 01:36:39 PM »
 :facepalm2:
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Re: Pentagrams Penis
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2011, 01:39:29 PM »
Squid yours probably isn't much bigger, thats wht you want it chopped off  :-*
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Re: Pentagrams Penis
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2011, 01:55:57 PM »
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 08, 2011, 01:39:29 PM
Squid yours probably isn't much bigger, thats wht you want it chopped off  :-*

Well I've never stated I want it chopped off so not sure how you came to that conclusion.

Besides , I've never actually measured it , it's not important to me, way to project your own self-conciousness though.  :LOL:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Pentagrams Penis
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2011, 02:00:03 PM »
Quote from: Sexy Cthulhu on May 08, 2011, 01:55:57 PM
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 08, 2011, 01:39:29 PM
Squid yours probably isn't much bigger, thats wht you want it chopped off  :-*

Well I've never stated I want it chopped off so not sure how you came to that conclusion.

Besides , I've never actually measured it , it's not important to me, way to project your own self-conciousness though.  :LOL:

If mine was 4 inches i'd chop my neck off.  Or save up for surgery(an extension, not a removal)  :zoinks:
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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


Leeeeeaaaave Benji alooooooone!  :bigcry:

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Re: Pentagrams Penis
« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2011, 02:02:36 PM »
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 08, 2011, 02:00:03 PM
Quote from: Sexy Cthulhu on May 08, 2011, 01:55:57 PM
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 08, 2011, 01:39:29 PM
Squid yours probably isn't much bigger, thats wht you want it chopped off  :-*

Well I've never stated I want it chopped off so not sure how you came to that conclusion.

Besides , I've never actually measured it , it's not important to me, way to project your own self-conciousness though.  :LOL:

If mine was 4 inches i'd chop my neck off.  Or save up for surgery(an extension, not a removal)  :zoinks:


 :lol:

Actually I apologise for the self-conciousness comment that was undeserved.
As I said I've never actually measured mine , never felt it was important. :P
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Pentagrams Penis
« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2011, 02:03:57 PM »
Trying to instill insecurity into others shows the original person is insecure, methinks.
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Re: Pentagrams Penis
« Reply #14 on: May 08, 2011, 02:05:41 PM »
Quote from: Schleed on May 08, 2011, 02:03:57 PM
Trying to instill insecurity into others shows the original person is insecure, methinks.

 :agreed:

Thats why I apologised , I'm not insecure because I don't actually know the length.  :laugh:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  
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