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midlifeaspie

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Re: Pentagrams Penis
« Reply #30 on: May 09, 2011, 10:07:39 AM »
Quote from: eris on May 09, 2011, 10:03:10 AM
have i ever stuck a yardstick up my vag ?


no :D but if i ever do, ill post the results

I'll be waiting  :zoinks:
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Re: Pentagrams Penis
« Reply #31 on: May 09, 2011, 10:39:32 AM »
Quote from: PPK on May 08, 2011, 10:38:43 PM
Quote from: Sexy Cthulhu on May 08, 2011, 02:09:50 PM
Quote from: Schleed on May 08, 2011, 02:07:36 PM
I measured out of curiosity. Turns out mine isn't that big. :zoinks:

Well we haven't heard Emma complain so all must be good  :lol:
If she does Shleed can put pepper under her nose. The sneeze will cause her to tighten around his possibly diminutive member.  :zoinks:  :viking:

How do you know this?  :zoinks:
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Re: Pentagrams Penis
« Reply #32 on: May 09, 2011, 12:20:52 PM »
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 09, 2011, 10:39:32 AM
Quote from: PPK on May 08, 2011, 10:38:43 PM
Quote from: Sexy Cthulhu on May 08, 2011, 02:09:50 PM
Quote from: Schleed on May 08, 2011, 02:07:36 PM
I measured out of curiosity. Turns out mine isn't that big. :zoinks:

Well we haven't heard Emma complain so all must be good  :lol:
If she does Shleed can put pepper under her nose. The sneeze will cause her to tighten around his possibly diminutive member.  :zoinks:  :viking:

How do you know this?  :zoinks:
When women sneeze their pussy tightens right up. Sex 105.  :thumbup:
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Re: Pentagrams Penis
« Reply #33 on: May 09, 2011, 12:22:36 PM »
Quote from: PPK on May 09, 2011, 12:20:52 PM
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 09, 2011, 10:39:32 AM
Quote from: PPK on May 08, 2011, 10:38:43 PM
Quote from: Sexy Cthulhu on May 08, 2011, 02:09:50 PM
Quote from: Schleed on May 08, 2011, 02:07:36 PM
I measured out of curiosity. Turns out mine isn't that big. :zoinks:

Well we haven't heard Emma complain so all must be good  :lol:
If she does Shleed can put pepper under her nose. The sneeze will cause her to tighten around his possibly diminutive member.  :zoinks:  :viking:

How do you know this?  :zoinks:
When women sneeze their pussy tightens right up. Sex 105.  :thumbup:

 I imagine a coughing fit would bring similar results!   :nerd!:
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midlifeaspie

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Re: Pentagrams Penis
« Reply #34 on: May 09, 2011, 12:25:53 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 09, 2011, 12:22:36 PM
Quote from: PPK on May 09, 2011, 12:20:52 PM
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 09, 2011, 10:39:32 AM
Quote from: PPK on May 08, 2011, 10:38:43 PM
Quote from: Sexy Cthulhu on May 08, 2011, 02:09:50 PM
Quote from: Schleed on May 08, 2011, 02:07:36 PM
I measured out of curiosity. Turns out mine isn't that big. :zoinks:

Well we haven't heard Emma complain so all must be good  :lol:
If she does Shleed can put pepper under her nose. The sneeze will cause her to tighten around his possibly diminutive member.  :zoinks:  :viking:

How do you know this?  :zoinks:
When women sneeze their pussy tightens right up. Sex 105.  :thumbup:

 I imagine a coughing fit would bring similar results!   :nerd!:

That's why I always keep pepper spray in my nightstand.
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Re: Pentagrams Penis
« Reply #35 on: May 10, 2011, 10:31:41 AM »
sneezing is also 1/7 of an orgasm isn't it?
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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


Leeeeeaaaave Benji alooooooone!  :bigcry:

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Re: Pentagrams Penis
« Reply #36 on: June 15, 2011, 03:16:19 PM »
I fucking hate the world, you know that ?

And everyone in it

I hope the whole fucking world

EXPLODES

and everyone dies

in a big

red

MUDDY MESS


and then chokes on their own mess, in their invisible throats that no longer exist


I wish I could totally just stop feeling feelings and just tell everyone to fuck off
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Re: Pentagrams Penis
« Reply #37 on: June 15, 2011, 03:29:51 PM »
Quote from: eris on June 15, 2011, 03:16:19 PM
I fucking hate the world, you know that ?

And everyone in it

I hope the whole fucking world

EXPLODES

and everyone dies

in a big

red

MUDDY MESS


and then chokes on their own mess, in their invisible throats that no longer exist


I wish I could totally just stop feeling feelings and just tell everyone to fuck off

 :-\

Gonna send a PM to you Eris keep an eye on your inbox.
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Pentagrams Penis
« Reply #38 on: June 16, 2011, 10:30:49 AM »
Quote from: eris on June 15, 2011, 03:16:19 PM
I fucking hate the world, you know that ?

And everyone in it

I hope the whole fucking world

EXPLODES

and everyone dies

in a big

red

MUDDY MESS


and then chokes on their own mess, in their invisible throats that no longer exist


I wish I could totally just stop feeling feelings and just tell everyone to fuck off

Welcome to reality. :zoinks:
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