Osama Bin Laden is dead

[Scrapheap]

I'm claiming first dibs on sex with his corpse. 

[eris]

 


first you should flip him over on his stomach so all the blood rushes to the correct places. Then after rigor mortis sets in, you've got about 48 hours until the penis goes flaccid. Have fun.

[Squidusa]

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first you should flip him over on his stomach so all the blood rushes to the correct places. Then after rigor mortis sets in, you've got about 48 hours until the penis goes flaccid. Have fun.

I'm not even gonna ask how you know that. 

It's not official, but I hope it is true. 

[Callaway]

first you should flip him over on his stomach so all the blood rushes to the correct places. Then after rigor mortis sets in, you've got about 48 hours until the penis goes flaccid. Have fun.

 

[ProfessorFarnsworth]

I'm claiming first dibs on sex with his corpse. 

I doubt there's much left of it to even do that, there was a gunfight.

[DukeNukem]

I'm claiming first dibs on sex with his corpse. 

I doubt there's much left of it to even do that, there was a gunfight.

To see which soldier would have a go at his corpse?

[Dexter Morgan]

A lot of people on my Facebook feed are being self-righteous and saying we shouldn't celebrate his death.  FUCK THAT SHIT.

[RageBeoulve]

They can suck it.

[Rissy]

What happens if Osama Bin Laden is the new Jesus?

[Queen Victoria]

I have mixed emotions about his death.  

I realize the necessity for it, but as a religious person (IRL) I had to pray that he had become reconciled with G_d, that G_d had been merciful when Bin Laden was judged and that his family and friends would be comforted and healed.  I also prayed that his followers would find their way to peace, a wildly unlikely scenario.

I am glad that this particular threat to peace and stability is no more.  But I know that there are others who will take his place. So, I don't see peace anytime soon.

[TheoK]

Yes, he's most probably dead. His name is now a mere brand than a name of a real person.

[Dexter Morgan]

as a religious person (IRL) I had to pray that he had become reconciled with G_d, that G_d had been merciful when Bin Laden was judged and that his family and friends would be comforted and healed.  I also prayed that his followers would find their way to peace, a wildly unlikely scenario.

This is one of the many reasons I am not religious.

[RageBeoulve]

Dogma is stupid.

[Squidusa]

I'm in two minds about this.

On one hand , I am glad he's dead , he did deserve to die plus it may weaken Al Quaida temporarily.

On the other , they shouldn't have killed him straight away , I mean they could have interrogated the guy and found out more about the Al Quaida operations THEN execute him if they must.

Idk I just thnk there was information to be obtained from his capture rather than the gratification of his death. 

[Callaway]

I have mixed emotions about his death.  

I realize the necessity for it, but as a religious person (IRL) I had to pray that he had become reconciled with G_d, that G_d had been merciful when Bin Laden was judged and that his family and friends would be comforted and healed.  I also prayed that his followers would find their way to peace, a wildly unlikely scenario.

I am glad that this particular threat to peace and stability is no more.  But I know that there are others who will take his place. So, I don't see peace anytime soon.

It would have to be Allah rather than G_d with whom he would reconcile, who would judge him and be merciful toward him, since he was a Muslim, wouldn't it? 

However, if there is a Supreme Being of the universe, it might be the same for all religions anyway and religions are all just trying, each in their own way, to gain an understanding of this Supreme Being.