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Osama Bin Laden is dead
« on: May 01, 2011, 09:05:53 PM »
I'm claiming first dibs on sex with his corpse.  :evillaugh:

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Re: Osama Bin Laden is dead
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2011, 09:16:06 PM »
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first you should flip him over on his stomach so all the blood rushes to the correct places. Then after rigor mortis sets in, you've got about 48 hours until the penis goes flaccid. Have fun.

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Re: Osama Bin Laden is dead
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2011, 09:19:00 PM »
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first you should flip him over on his stomach so all the blood rushes to the correct places. Then after rigor mortis sets in, you've got about 48 hours until the penis goes flaccid. Have fun.

I'm not even gonna ask how you know that.  :laugh:

It's not official, but I hope it is true.  :headbang2:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Osama Bin Laden is dead
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2011, 09:30:45 PM »
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first you should flip him over on his stomach so all the blood rushes to the correct places. Then after rigor mortis sets in, you've got about 48 hours until the penis goes flaccid. Have fun.

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Re: Osama Bin Laden is dead
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2011, 09:52:54 PM »
I'm claiming first dibs on sex with his corpse.  :evillaugh:

I doubt there's much left of it to even do that, there was a gunfight. :laugh:
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Osama Bin Laden is dead
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2011, 11:16:46 PM »
I'm claiming first dibs on sex with his corpse.  :evillaugh:

I doubt there's much left of it to even do that, there was a gunfight. :laugh:

To see which soldier would have a go at his corpse? :orly:

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Re: Osama Bin Laden is dead
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2011, 08:58:52 AM »
A lot of people on my Facebook feed are being self-righteous and saying we shouldn't celebrate his death.  FUCK THAT SHIT.

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Re: Osama Bin Laden is dead
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2011, 09:00:05 AM »
They can suck it.
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They will always see that in my eyes.
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Re: Osama Bin Laden is dead
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2011, 09:06:46 AM »
What happens if Osama Bin Laden is the new Jesus?

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Re: Osama Bin Laden is dead
« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2011, 09:07:56 AM »
I have mixed emotions about his death.  

I realize the necessity for it, but as a religious person (IRL) I had to pray that he had become reconciled with G_d, that G_d had been merciful when Bin Laden was judged and that his family and friends would be comforted and healed.  I also prayed that his followers would find their way to peace, a wildly unlikely scenario.

I am glad that this particular threat to peace and stability is no more.  But I know that there are others who will take his place. So, I don't see peace anytime soon.
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Re: Osama Bin Laden is dead
« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2011, 09:13:12 AM »
Yes, he's most probably dead. His name is now a mere brand than a name of a real person.

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Re: Osama Bin Laden is dead
« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2011, 09:43:56 AM »
as a religious person (IRL) I had to pray that he had become reconciled with G_d, that G_d had been merciful when Bin Laden was judged and that his family and friends would be comforted and healed.  I also prayed that his followers would find their way to peace, a wildly unlikely scenario.
This is one of the many reasons I am not religious.

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Re: Osama Bin Laden is dead
« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2011, 09:46:06 AM »
Dogma is stupid.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
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Re: Osama Bin Laden is dead
« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2011, 11:40:54 AM »
I'm in two minds about this.

On one hand , I am glad he's dead , he did deserve to die plus it may weaken Al Quaida temporarily.

On the other , they shouldn't have killed him straight away , I mean they could have interrogated the guy and found out more about the Al Quaida operations THEN execute him if they must.

Idk I just thnk there was information to be obtained from his capture rather than the gratification of his death.  :dunno:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Osama Bin Laden is dead
« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2011, 11:42:32 AM »
I have mixed emotions about his death.  

I realize the necessity for it, but as a religious person (IRL) I had to pray that he had become reconciled with G_d, that G_d had been merciful when Bin Laden was judged and that his family and friends would be comforted and healed.  I also prayed that his followers would find their way to peace, a wildly unlikely scenario.

I am glad that this particular threat to peace and stability is no more.  But I know that there are others who will take his place. So, I don't see peace anytime soon.

It would have to be Allah rather than G_d with whom he would reconcile, who would judge him and be merciful toward him, since he was a Muslim, wouldn't it? 

However, if there is a Supreme Being of the universe, it might be the same for all religions anyway and religions are all just trying, each in their own way, to gain an understanding of this Supreme Being.