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Re: Kate chose not to obey
« Reply #30 on: April 29, 2011, 03:39:29 PM »
Maybe my diagnosis was right after all.  I thought you meant you told her you were laughing at phone silence   :'(
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Re: Kate chose not to obey
« Reply #31 on: April 29, 2011, 03:40:36 PM »
 :lol:

I know I want to be in her shoes, and I want to kill off Elizabeth and Charles. Then I can just dig my claws into the King~
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Re: Kate chose not to obey
« Reply #32 on: April 29, 2011, 03:40:48 PM »
A good wife always sucks her own shit of her husband's cock. :ATM:
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Re: Kate chose not to obey
« Reply #33 on: April 29, 2011, 03:41:04 PM »
Quote from: Rissy on April 29, 2011, 03:40:36 PM
:lol:

I know I want to be in her shoes, and I want to kill off Elizabeth and Charles. Then I can just dig my claws into the King~

What King?
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Re: Kate chose not to obey
« Reply #34 on: April 29, 2011, 03:43:32 PM »
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on April 29, 2011, 03:41:04 PM
Quote from: Rissy on April 29, 2011, 03:40:36 PM
:lol:

I know I want to be in her shoes, and I want to kill off Elizabeth and Charles. Then I can just dig my claws into the King~

What King?

The Queen, obviously. Insisting that the Queen should be referred to as one particular gender is cissexist. :autism:
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Re: Kate chose not to obey
« Reply #35 on: April 29, 2011, 03:44:58 PM »
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on April 29, 2011, 03:41:04 PM
Quote from: Rissy on April 29, 2011, 03:40:36 PM
:lol:

I know I want to be in her shoes, and I want to kill off Elizabeth and Charles. Then I can just dig my claws into the King~

What King?
King Dong
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Re: Kate chose not to obey
« Reply #36 on: April 29, 2011, 03:46:34 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on April 29, 2011, 03:43:32 PM
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on April 29, 2011, 03:41:04 PM
Quote from: Rissy on April 29, 2011, 03:40:36 PM
:lol:

I know I want to be in her shoes, and I want to kill off Elizabeth and Charles. Then I can just dig my claws into the King~

What King?

The Queen, obviously. Insisting that the Queen should be referred to as one particular gender is cissexist. :autism:
:plus:
 edit: damn, I already got you this hour.  Well,  :lol: at least.
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Re: Kate chose not to obey
« Reply #37 on: April 29, 2011, 03:46:46 PM »
Quote from: TheoK on April 29, 2011, 03:40:48 PM
A good wife always sucks her own shit of her husband's cock. :ATM:

That reminds me of what my friend told me.  His mate got sent down for drug dealing.  They wired his car, and the transcripts were read out in court, one of them was a guy in the car with him saying "fucked my bird up the arse last night, and got her to suck the shit of me cock after".
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Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


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Re: Kate chose not to obey
« Reply #38 on: April 29, 2011, 03:47:26 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on April 29, 2011, 03:43:32 PM
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on April 29, 2011, 03:41:04 PM
Quote from: Rissy on April 29, 2011, 03:40:36 PM
:lol:

I know I want to be in her shoes, and I want to kill off Elizabeth and Charles. Then I can just dig my claws into the King~

What King?

The Queen, obviously. Insisting that the Queen should be referred to as one particular gender is cissexist. :autism:

That would be solved easily,  just say  'monarch'

or, like most of The Queen's 'subjects'  "cunt" is a popular term :zoinks:
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Re: Kate chose not to obey
« Reply #39 on: April 29, 2011, 03:48:51 PM »
I don't think I would even wanna be with a girl who'd suck a cock that had just been up someone's arse tbh
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Re: Kate chose not to obey
« Reply #40 on: April 29, 2011, 03:48:53 PM »
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on April 29, 2011, 03:46:46 PM
Quote from: TheoK on April 29, 2011, 03:40:48 PM
A good wife always sucks her own shit of her husband's cock. :ATM:

That reminds me of what my friend told me.  His mate got sent down for drug dealing.  They wired his car, and the transcripts were read out in court, one of them was a guy in the car with him saying "fucked my bird up the arse last night, and got her to suck the shit of me cock after".

:bunny:
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Re: Kate chose not to obey
« Reply #41 on: April 29, 2011, 03:50:02 PM »
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on April 29, 2011, 03:46:46 PM
Quote from: TheoK on April 29, 2011, 03:40:48 PM
A good wife always sucks her own shit of her husband's cock. :ATM:

That reminds me of what my friend told me.  His mate got sent down for drug dealing.  They wired his car, and the transcripts were read out in court, one of them was a guy in the car with him saying "fucked my bird up the arse last night, and got her to suck the shit of me cock after".

Nooooo it can't be true,  i had a notion it was purely something they did in sweden, where they
fornicate all day long as a national passtime....it can't be spreading   eeew
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Re: Kate chose not to obey
« Reply #42 on: April 29, 2011, 03:52:34 PM »
Quote from: Heinrich on April 29, 2011, 03:48:51 PM
I don't think I would even wanna be with a girl who'd suck a cock that had just been up someone's arse tbh

Even it'd been up yours?
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Fatality waits in the wings
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Re: Kate chose not to obey
« Reply #43 on: April 29, 2011, 03:53:54 PM »
No cocks up my arse thanks :autism:
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Re: Kate chose not to obey
« Reply #44 on: April 29, 2011, 03:55:26 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on April 29, 2011, 03:50:02 PM
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on April 29, 2011, 03:46:46 PM
Quote from: TheoK on April 29, 2011, 03:40:48 PM
A good wife always sucks her own shit of her husband's cock. :ATM:

That reminds me of what my friend told me.  His mate got sent down for drug dealing.  They wired his car, and the transcripts were read out in court, one of them was a guy in the car with him saying "fucked my bird up the arse last night, and got her to suck the shit of me cock after".

Nooooo it can't be true,  i had a notion it was purely something they did in sweden, where they
fornicate all day long as a national passtime....it can't be spreading   eeew

There's twisted people in every country.  Its funny about theo's obsession with arse fucking.  A guy I used to work with kept talking about fucking girls up the arse.  Then they found out he'd run up huge bills on his work phone, calling gay sex lines.
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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


Leeeeeaaaave Benji alooooooone!  :bigcry:
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