The stupid SOCCER (not awesome American football) thread

[Squidusa]

Gender is superfluous online.

So are you anyone on wp?  Squid hates me for some reason    He obviously cares a lot about my online life, bless.

I don't ever remember stating I hate you actually.
You're too pitiful for me to waste my tame hating , so you can forget that one.  

Btw , I've noticed that a lot of your responses to people are:

"They have no life"
"TYep yep.  Nice try.  You're still obviously throwing toys out the pram from when I was murphycop.  I was being more than my usual dickhead self on purpose then, so don't take any of that to heart.  I did you were a complete retard, but who isn't.

Well at least i'm learning that online problems aren't real.  Its easy to get carried away, we all do don't we?  Lets just shake tentacles and forget the sillyness. hey care about my online life"

Projecting? I think so.

Yep yep.  Nice try.  You're still obviously throwing toys out the pram from when I was murphycop.  I was being more than my usual dickhead self on purpose then, so don't take any of that to heart.  I did think you were a complete retard, but who isn't.

Well at least i'm learning that online problems aren't real.  Its easy to get carried away, we all do don't we?  Lets just shake tentacles and forget the sillyness.

I didn't realise you were murphycop actually , but thanks I now know where to look if I need ammunition against you.  
And really this isn't anything to do with online "problems" I thought you were acting like a twunt so I called you out on it.

Don't like it? go and cry over at wrongplanet deal with it.

Yeah you did, cause it was said on this site months ago.  So don't lie, you've still got anal pain about what I said.  I'm sorry squiddy fliddy.

Are you under the influence that I care as much as you about online life?  Yeah, i'm still a bit pissed about how WP is run, but thats just me being stupid, as in, its just a website.  You can say what you like over there, cause they will always stand up for your retardation.  But the fact of the matter is, you'll always fail and be seen as a complete freak in real life  

I don't really keep track of who's who online , it's not as important to me as it obviously is to you.

I don't post at WP either , I did during the parakeet incident but that was it.
I know you'd like me to be pissed at whatever you said but really , I just enjoyed mocking you.

 You are a weak and easy target , fun to annoy but meh , I should aim higher really.  

You mock me for my online antics, thats fair enough.  But you were upset cause you are fucktarded in real life.  And yes, i'm an easy target, cause I don't have clonned views about tards like you.  I'm sorry your daddy didn't give you enough cuddles as a child.  

Oops , hit a nerve did I?  

For Squiddy:

Lmao , thats a massive derp face.  

I'm quite impressed that midwife saved that picture to his hard drive     It was meant to look like I had a cock in my mouth, but obviously i need more practice  

With a face like that , it's a paper bag you need , not a cock.

[benjimanbreeg]

Think I hit a nerve up man squidling's arse 

[Semicolon]

Think I hit a nerve up man squidling's arse 

If you did, Squiddy probably enjoyed it.

[Squidusa]

Think I hit a nerve up man squidling's arse 

You are the definition of man child benny.
I mean , I thought Richtard and Pentygwam were butthurt but you are a new level.

Keep trying to insult me though fucktard , it's funny to see you scrambling about trying to actually offend me.  :lol:

Think I hit a nerve up man squidling's arse 

If you did, Squiddy probably enjoyed it.

Oh god no Semi , I have standards. 

[benjimanbreeg]

[Squidusa]

And now you're confessing your love of meatspin?

Oh bless you benji , you'll find the right guy one day. 

[benjimanbreeg]

Na, you just are a dead ringer for pete burns

[Squidusa]

Na, you just are a dead ringer for pete burns

Thats amazing considering..

A. He's more than half my age.
B. You've never seen how I look.

[benjimanbreeg]

Na, you just are a dead ringer for pete burns

Thats amazing considering..

A. He's more than half my age.
B. You've never seen how I look.

Aren't you sea tart in that photo thread?  If not, my mistake.  More than half your age? :/

[Semicolon]

Na, you just are a dead ringer for pete burns

Thats amazing considering..

A. He's more than half my age.
B. You've never seen how I look.

[Squidusa]

Na, you just are a dead ringer for pete burns

Thats amazing considering..

A. He's more than half my age.
B. You've never seen how I look.

Aren't you sea tart in that photo thread?  If not, my mistake.  More than half your age? :/

I am and yes he is more than half my age.

He's 40+ I am 18.

[Semicolon]

Na, you just are a dead ringer for pete burns

Thats amazing considering..

A. He's more than half my age.
B. You've never seen how I look.

Aren't you sea tart in that photo thread?  If not, my mistake.  More than half your age? :/

I am and yes he is more than half my age.

He's 40+ I am 18.

Indeed. So half your age is 9. That doesn't say much.

benjimanbreeg is pointing out that Pete Burns is also more than double your age. 

[benjimanbreeg]

Na, you just are a dead ringer for pete burns

Thats amazing considering..

A. He's more than half my age.
B. You've never seen how I look.

Aren't you sea tart in that photo thread?  If not, my mistake.  More than half your age? :/

I am and yes he is more than half my age.

He's 40+ I am 18.

Don't you mean he's more than double your age?  So A and B were both wrong, as I have seen you, maybe you didn't think I could see into the elder forum aww, your butt ok little squid man?

[Squidusa]

Na, you just are a dead ringer for pete burns

Thats amazing considering..

A. He's more than half my age.
B. You've never seen how I look.

Aren't you sea tart in that photo thread?  If not, my mistake.  More than half your age? :/

I am and yes he is more than half my age.

He's 40+ I am 18.

Indeed. So half your age is 9. That doesn't say much.

benjimanbreeg is pointing out that Pete Burns is also more than double your age.  

Whoops  

It is nearly 3:30 in the morning apologies for the moment.  

Na, you just are a dead ringer for pete burns

Thats amazing considering..

A. He's more than half my age.
B. You've never seen how I look.

Aren't you sea tart in that photo thread?  If not, my mistake.  More than half your age? :/

I am and yes he is more than half my age.

He's 40+ I am 18.

Don't you mean he's more than double your age?  So A and B were both wrong, as I have seen you, maybe you didn't think I could see into the elder forum aww, your butt ok little squid man?

I wasn't aware you had seen my pic , and yes I mixed up the terminology.

And my butt is fine thank you for asking , you seem a little fixated on it though. 

[Semicolon]

Na, you just are a dead ringer for pete burns

Thats amazing considering..

A. He's more than half my age.
B. You've never seen how I look.

Aren't you sea tart in that photo thread?  If not, my mistake.  More than half your age? :/

I am and yes he is more than half my age.

He's 40+ I am 18.

Don't you mean he's more than double your age?  So A and B were both wrong, as I have seen you, maybe you didn't think I could see into the elder forum aww, your butt ok little squid man?

Half of 18 is 9. 40 > 9