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Re: Calling out MLA
« Reply #225 on: May 07, 2011, 02:39:32 PM »
And we should care because...?

It was directed at MLA, you just focus on this busy site  :-*

And you can't think of anything else to say here than talk about WP? Fuck you are boring.

Its just another aspie site where this mod can't ban me for being honest, I have to thank you for the oppertunity  :orly:  I know you don't like hearing about WP, cause you're probably jealous that they have 1000 times more members ;)  If you find people more interesting who just post  :viking: constantly or tell you about their repetetive life's, thats your choice.

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Re: Calling out MLA
« Reply #226 on: May 07, 2011, 02:42:06 PM »
Well today I had a pot noodle and a pizza, then I cuddled the cat and kissed her on the mouth. It was  :viking:

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Re: Calling out MLA
« Reply #227 on: May 07, 2011, 02:52:13 PM »
I'm gonna do that now, so I don't get banned from here for being boring *locks cat in room, runs up shop to get pot noodle and pizza.  I went out to horse racing today with family, I won quite a bit, but if i'd been more  :viking: I coulda been rich  :'(
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Re: Calling out MLA
« Reply #228 on: May 07, 2011, 02:53:55 PM »
Banned for being boring? Hmm, it is something to consider.
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Re: Calling out MLA
« Reply #229 on: May 07, 2011, 02:54:07 PM »
make sure you drink pepsi with your pot noodle and pizza

I'm always tempted to start betting on football but know I'd end up being stupid and losing loads if I did

You watching the match tomorrow btw?

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Re: Calling out MLA
« Reply #230 on: May 07, 2011, 03:01:45 PM »
Banned for being boring? Hmm, it is something to consider.

Would there be many members left?
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Re: Calling out MLA
« Reply #231 on: May 07, 2011, 03:05:15 PM »
make sure you drink pepsi with your pot noodle and pizza

I'm always tempted to start betting on football but know I'd end up being stupid and losing loads if I did

You watching the match tomorrow btw?

You should always drink a hot drink with fatty foods, then the fat doesn't solidify with the cold fluid  :orly:   Why don't you just try prediciting the results, not even the score, but who'll win.  If you could get say 5 matches right, you could get some nice winnings.  Of course, I can't believe we even have a chance.  I can win £65 if we get the title  :P  If you win tommorrow I might make odeon happy and disappear from this site for a while again  :zoinks:
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Fatality waits in the wings
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Beware of the jester that sings"


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Re: Calling out MLA
« Reply #232 on: May 07, 2011, 03:09:03 PM »
Yeah you should do - I will make sure to throw it in your face when we do win :P

Yeah I might try just predicting some scores. I'm kinda worried I'll get addicted tho and one day decide to bet a shitload of money on something. A few years ago I was convinced United were gonna win the european cup, so bought tickets to the final while we were in the group stages. Then we got knocked out by madrid in the quarter finals lol  :pwned:


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Re: Calling out MLA
« Reply #233 on: May 07, 2011, 03:10:08 PM »
Banned for being boring? Hmm, it is something to consider.

Would there be many members left?

Quite a few. Not that you'd find out.
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Re: Calling out MLA
« Reply #234 on: May 07, 2011, 03:16:57 PM »
Yeah you should do - I will make sure to throw it in your face when we do win :P

Yeah I might try just predicting some scores. I'm kinda worried I'll get addicted tho and one day decide to bet a shitload of money on something. A few years ago I was convinced United were gonna win the european cup, so bought tickets to the final while we were in the group stages. Then we got knocked out by madrid in the quarter finals lol  :pwned:



If Chelsea lose, i'll just start mutlple threads about wp, and get banned  :orly:

Lol, thats called betting with your heart instead of your mind.  You shoulda done that this year for wembley  :zoinks:  Well its just the same as any vice, you have to have control over it, if you could make a pact with yourself that you just bet a fiver or something each saturday on a football accumalator, that wouldn't be bad, and better than doing the lotto.
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Fatality waits in the wings
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Beware of the jester that sings"


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Re: Calling out MLA
« Reply #235 on: May 07, 2011, 03:18:14 PM »
that's true. never done the lottery in my life, waste of money imo

I'll probably put a bet on next week, shame it's the end of the season now

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Re: Calling out MLA
« Reply #236 on: May 07, 2011, 03:19:30 PM »
Banned for being boring? Hmm, it is something to consider.

Would there be many members left?

Quite a few. Not that you'd find out.

But then who would run the site?  :eyelash:   and who could you talk about Lennon and Nip Tuck to if I was gone  :dunno:
"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

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Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


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Re: Calling out MLA
« Reply #237 on: May 07, 2011, 03:23:13 PM »
that's true. never done the lottery in my life, waste of money imo

I'll probably put a bet on next week, shame it's the end of the season now

I put a £5 lucky dip or something in people's birthday cards usually.  I remember I had 4 numbers, which is very unlikely, and got £78 :/   I won £360 of a £2 golf bet once.

Maybe even tommorrow  :zoinks:   let me know how you get on if you do. 
"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

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Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


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Re: Calling out MLA
« Reply #238 on: May 07, 2011, 03:23:47 PM »
Banned for being boring? Hmm, it is something to consider.

Would there be many members left?

Quite a few. Not that you'd find out.

But then who would run the site?  :eyelash:   and who could you talk about Lennon and Nip Tuck to if I was gone  :dunno:

Oh, I have the voices in my head. :zoinks:
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Re: Calling out MLA
« Reply #239 on: May 07, 2011, 03:31:28 PM »
 :screwy:   ;)
"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


Leeeeeaaaave Benji alooooooone!  :bigcry: