WTF is a Chav?
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A chav can be from anywhere in the uk, although an unusually large family of them
appear to be rapidly breeding in Liverpool.
They have no morals, and will steal what they need to survive, having never been
subjected to right and wrong by their inattentive, uncaring and often absent parents.
They are by and large 'intellectually challenged' although when it comes to
claiming benefits they have an unrivalled knowledge.
Famous for wearing that hideous burberry check, or on accasion 'the shell suit'
They spit a lot, extenuating the noise of it as loudly as possible
Most popular word they use is 'innit' and can often be heard saying
this at least twenty times in one quick call on their mobile phones
which usually hangs in a plethera of fake gold around their scrawny necks.
Not all, but a fair few are white and racist - even though they talk
with a 'blick' accent and listen to hip hop.
They often hang around in 'packs' outside supermarkets, with
the trademark fake burberry cap angled on top of their acne
riddled heads. Upon site of their female form (chavette) they
will be most likely to woo her with "get your tit's out for the lad's"
The 'Chavette' is also a hideous product of the UK. It is a common
misconception that there is some far eastern influence there due
to their eyes - but their eyes are somewhat slanted due to the
fact they have their hair pulled so tightly in a bun (lots of laquer) on
top of their heads, with some curly extensions (unmatching colour)
sprouting out, it looks actually like someone tipped a pot noodle
over them.
A comical sight seen often at shopping centres, chain smoking, and
pushing the customary pushchair. When these ladies aren't fully
decked in fake burberry they can usually be seen in hideous
velour tracksuits. No socks.
