Animal testing

[earthboundmisfit]

I test animals for deliciousness.

['andersom']

I test animals for deliciousness.

What are your findings so far?

[earthboundmisfit]

They all pass.

[bodie]

i think it should be harder for companies to get a license to do this.

am sure that a lot of tests get repeated by different companies.

they would have to share the results then
(and cost's too)

i can condone some tests for valuable research, or life saving meds but the repetition of
these done by different companies and in different countries is IMO unacceptable

[bodie]

They all pass.

surely not the three toed sloth?  they look very gristly

[Adam]

or humans. a lot of them look pretty filthy, not very tasty

["couldbecousin"]

or humans. a lot of them look pretty filthy, not very tasty

 Chavs would probably be nutritious, though.  All those gold chains -----> high mineral content!   

[Adam]

but who knows what you'd catch from them!

["couldbecousin"]

but who knows what you'd catch from them!

 Thorough cooking should be sufficient to render them safe for the dinner table!   

['andersom']

but who knows what you'd catch from them!

 Thorough cooking should be sufficient to render them safe for the dinner table!   

Cooking gets rid of bacteria, not of toxins.

["couldbecousin"]

but who knows what you'd catch from them!

 Thorough cooking should be sufficient to render them safe for the dinner table!   

Cooking gets rid of bacteria, not of toxins.

  Oh dear.  Then perhaps it is best to leave chavs roaming in the wild!   

['andersom']

but who knows what you'd catch from them!

 Thorough cooking should be sufficient to render them safe for the dinner table!   

Cooking gets rid of bacteria, not of toxins.

  Oh dear.  Then perhaps it is best to leave chavs roaming in the wild!   

Toxins can make great medicines though. 

["couldbecousin"]

but who knows what you'd catch from them!

 Thorough cooking should be sufficient to render them safe for the dinner table!   

Cooking gets rid of bacteria, not of toxins.

  Oh dear.  Then perhaps it is best to leave chavs roaming in the wild!   

Toxins can make great medicines though. 

 Then perhaps we need a thread about chav testing! 

[bodie]

but who knows what you'd catch from them!

 Thorough cooking should be sufficient to render them safe for the dinner table!   

Cooking gets rid of bacteria, not of toxins.

  Oh dear.  Then perhaps it is best to leave chavs roaming in the wild!   

No way, Chav's deserve to be eaten to extinction
have you seen what they do to their pets

["couldbecousin"]

but who knows what you'd catch from them!

 Thorough cooking should be sufficient to render them safe for the dinner table!   

Cooking gets rid of bacteria, not of toxins.

  Oh dear.  Then perhaps it is best to leave chavs roaming in the wild!   

No way, Chav's deserve to be eaten to extinction
have you seen what they do to their pets

        Now that's just wrong.