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Offline WolFish

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Try this effective sleep aid
« on: April 27, 2011, 12:25:38 AM »
True story, except I was trying for more alert.
You, of course, are far too mature to try something this stupid unless your brain is wired for it, right?

ADHD Version:
start with a cup of strong coffee. pour that into a large mug
add hot cocoa mix: 6 heaping teaspoons
add enough hot water to help dizzolve the cocoa mix
add half a small bar of 70% chocolate
add 4 containers of stok shot (40 mgs caffeine each)
nuke
fill the rest of the mug with cream
drink
wonder if you put in enough caffeine.
add another stok shot.
wait in vain for caffeine to kick in
wonder if you put in enough caffeine.
fall asleep...


i used to get my stok shots at rest stops, but they are here as well: http://www.kingofcaffeine.com/
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Re: Try this effective sleep aid
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2011, 04:43:22 AM »
  Does that really work?  I haven't had my morning :coffee: and so am not awake enough yet to tell if it's a joke.
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Re: Try this effective sleep aid
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2011, 04:55:34 AM »
I'm currently suffering from a hypersensitivity to adenosine after stopping my intake of methylxanthines.
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Re: Try this effective sleep aid
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2011, 04:59:46 AM »
Quote from: Peter on April 27, 2011, 04:55:34 AM
I'm currently suffering from a hypersensitivity to adenosine after stopping my intake of methylxanthines.

 So what would that coffee/cocoa drink do to you, put you to sleep or make you hyper?   :orly:
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Re: Try this effective sleep aid
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2011, 06:05:23 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 27, 2011, 04:59:46 AM
Quote from: Peter on April 27, 2011, 04:55:34 AM
I'm currently suffering from a hypersensitivity to adenosine after stopping my intake of methylxanthines.

 So what would that coffee/cocoa drink do to you, put you to sleep or make you hyper?   :orly:

A couple of cups of green tea right now would probably make me pleasantly energised, but I don't know that drink would do to me.
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Re: Try this effective sleep aid
« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2011, 10:11:19 AM »


I think my head would blow up if I drank that.
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Re: Try this effective sleep aid
« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2011, 10:12:37 AM »
caffeine really doesn't appear to effect me that much.

I did, however, drink a red bull once and I thought my heart was going to explode.
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Re: Try this effective sleep aid
« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2011, 10:21:53 AM »
Just reading that recipe makes my chest hurt.
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Re: Try this effective sleep aid
« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2011, 10:34:05 AM »
I know caffeine tends to make me tired, but that seems excessive...
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