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Offline Joel Knox

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Re: Do you have any confession to make?
« Reply #315 on: June 27, 2012, 06:50:52 PM »
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So. I'm just out of the shower, I go through to my bedroom to get dressed and stuff when I suddenly get the urge to masturbate. So I lie down and start. Everything's going great, I'm close to coming, OMG I'm going to come. OMG I'm coming. And then I suddenly get cramp in my foot. FML.

I find it works better if you use your hand to masturbate rather than your foot.

I've just grown my toenails long enough though.
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Re: Do you have any confession to make?
« Reply #316 on: June 27, 2012, 06:52:30 PM »
Quote from: Joel Knox on June 27, 2012, 06:50:52 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on June 27, 2012, 06:48:41 PM
Quote from: Joel Knox on June 27, 2012, 06:38:59 PM
So. I'm just out of the shower, I go through to my bedroom to get dressed and stuff when I suddenly get the urge to masturbate. So I lie down and start. Everything's going great, I'm close to coming, OMG I'm going to come. OMG I'm coming. And then I suddenly get cramp in my foot. FML.

I find it works better if you use your hand to masturbate rather than your foot.

I've just grown my toenails long enough though.

Have you been introduced to Richard yet?  I think you two would get along famously.
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Offline Joel Knox

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Re: Do you have any confession to make?
« Reply #317 on: June 27, 2012, 06:55:44 PM »
I doubt that.
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Re: Do you have any confession to make?
« Reply #318 on: June 27, 2012, 07:01:55 PM »
My apologies.  Based on the masculine name Joel and your avatar, I thought you were male.  After reading your posts I realized my mistake. 
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Re: Do you have any confession to make?
« Reply #319 on: June 30, 2012, 02:58:43 PM »
Um, I confess.. I have this ambiguity concerning religious people. On the one hand, I find most sooo naive in following/believing ja, such nonsense.. but on the other, they're come across as kind, okay+ , not that naive in other matters or quite likeable to interact with. I can think of 4/5/? ladies here, christians, where (-with/=wrong, but.. ) I have absolutely no intention of hurting them.. in what ever way but..   

Ja, I have this ambivalent 'feeling' when it comes to religious folks.
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Re: Do you have any confession to make?
« Reply #320 on: October 05, 2016, 04:06:24 PM »
Necro bumping.  :zoinks:

I confess I bought this silver fox coat...I loved it...couldn't wait to wear it.

Wore it out on a date with a really nice guy who was slightly OCD and had this fancy black Buick with black interior that he kept immaculately clean.

I never knew a fur coat could shed that much.

It looked like two white husky's got into a fight and lost half of their fur in the front seat.

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Re: Do you have any confession to make?
« Reply #321 on: October 05, 2016, 08:23:33 PM »
 :lol1:

He would have had to use one (or two or three) of those lint rollers.
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