Do you have any confession to make?

[Joel Knox]

So. I'm just out of the shower, I go through to my bedroom to get dressed and stuff when I suddenly get the urge to masturbate. So I lie down and start. Everything's going great, I'm close to coming, OMG I'm going to come. OMG I'm coming. And then I suddenly get cramp in my foot. FML.

I find it works better if you use your hand to masturbate rather than your foot.

I've just grown my toenails long enough though.

[Queen Victoria]

So. I'm just out of the shower, I go through to my bedroom to get dressed and stuff when I suddenly get the urge to masturbate. So I lie down and start. Everything's going great, I'm close to coming, OMG I'm going to come. OMG I'm coming. And then I suddenly get cramp in my foot. FML.

I find it works better if you use your hand to masturbate rather than your foot.

I've just grown my toenails long enough though.

Have you been introduced to Richard yet?  I think you two would get along famously.

[Joel Knox]

I doubt that.

[Queen Victoria]

My apologies.  Based on the masculine name Joel and your avatar, I thought you were male.  After reading your posts I realized my mistake. 

[lutra]

Um, I confess.. I have this ambiguity concerning religious people. On the one hand, I find most sooo naive in following/believing ja, such nonsense.. but on the other, they're come across as kind, okay+ , not that naive in other matters or quite likeable to interact with. I can think of 4/5/? ladies here, christians, where (-with/=wrong, but.. ) I have absolutely no intention of hurting them.. in what ever way but..   

Ja, I have this ambivalent 'feeling' when it comes to religious folks.

[Icequeen]

Necro bumping. 

I confess I bought this silver fox coat...I loved it...couldn't wait to wear it.

Wore it out on a date with a really nice guy who was slightly OCD and had this fancy black Buick with black interior that he kept immaculately clean.

I never knew a fur coat could shed that much.

It looked like two white husky's got into a fight and lost half of their fur in the front seat.

[renaeden]

 

He would have had to use one (or two or three) of those lint rollers.