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Re: Do you have any confession to make?
« Reply #240 on: June 27, 2011, 01:42:34 AM »
The first time I ever smoked weed I was 12 years old, Me and a school friend were hanging out at my dads house alone after school and she, for some reason ( being nosy) opened my dads box that he kept his wallet and mail and such things in. I didnt live there, so he didnt really need to hide it.

I hear from the other room, "Does your dad do drugs ?". I say, "no", and she walks out with a bag of weed.

I take a little, and try to roll a joint. It was hilarious, i didnt take the seeds out or bust it up at all, so it obviously didn't work. So i stuffed it in the pipe that was in the box too and took maybe 5 or 6 puffs. I smoked cigarettes, so it wasnt too harsh. We got SOOO HIGH, just giggles for hours and hours, throwing things at each other acting like 12 year old girls.

I got caught though...

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Re: Do you have any confession to make?
« Reply #241 on: June 27, 2011, 10:21:02 AM »
I confess.. I talked to my mother the other day.. turns out.. I was born naked..  :tard:

(Um, how old was I when I first smoked a spliffert? 16/17 y/o, I'm reckoning.. and confessing here)
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Re: Do you have any confession to make?
« Reply #242 on: June 28, 2011, 03:48:22 AM »
I was 14 when I first smoked weed. It made me laugh a lot.
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Re: Do you have any confession to make?
« Reply #243 on: July 03, 2011, 07:43:39 AM »
I confess.. if I was a woman I think I would be a lesbian. (OK, not a very original thought but.. )(still.. )  :bounce: WOOT
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Re: Do you have any confession to make?
« Reply #244 on: July 03, 2011, 07:48:26 AM »
I confess I sold a   term paper I wrote in high school to some one in collage for an eighth of mushrooms and he got on letter grade   higher on it than I did in high school  :-\
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Re: Do you have any confession to make?
« Reply #245 on: July 03, 2011, 07:49:11 AM »
I confess I met a boy with aspergers and he is gonna come stay with me for a week.

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Re: Do you have any confession to make?
« Reply #246 on: July 03, 2011, 10:52:02 AM »
I confess I never tried marijuana.  My sister used.
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Re: Do you have any confession to make?
« Reply #247 on: July 03, 2011, 11:40:35 AM »
I confess I never tried marijuana.  My sister used.

I never used it either.  I have been offered some, but always said, "No thanks."

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Re: Do you have any confession to make?
« Reply #248 on: July 05, 2011, 05:07:08 PM »
I confess.. I can do a pretty good job painting, let's say, a window frame.. on the weather side.. but still, I really dislike going through the proper procedures doing it right..

Well, relieved and quite happy when it's done though..
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Re: Do you have any confession to make?
« Reply #249 on: July 06, 2011, 09:11:11 PM »
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Re: Do you have any confession to make?
« Reply #250 on: July 07, 2011, 02:59:13 AM »
I confess.. I can make my stomach turn with certain thoughts. Also.. other thoughts can make me laugh out loud or make me feel quite okay. And.. it's I, doing all this.

(Um, does that make sense?)
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Re: Do you have any confession to make?
« Reply #251 on: July 21, 2011, 01:31:01 PM »
Forgive me father for I have sinned, it wasn't anything quite as bad as raping little kids, so I'm not really sure why I'm asking you for forgiveness.

I confess that when I was 9, me and a friend skipped sunday school to wander around the church during the service, we ended up in the storage room and each took a bottle of communion wine from the fridge and drank "the blood of Christ" until we couldn't walk straight anymore, that was my first time getting drunk.

I confess I haven't smoked weed in over an hour.

I confess that I rooted (unlocked) my android phone the day I got it.

I confess that I believe the jury in the Casey Anthony trial, everyone else I know says she's guilty without a doubt, but I trust those who were in the courtroom a lot more than the biased media who've been making her out to be an evil monster since before she was even a suspect.
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Re: Do you have any confession to make?
« Reply #252 on: July 21, 2011, 02:10:25 PM »
eighth of mushrooms

I did mushrooms in my friends caravan in stockport and everything was nice and then i pissed myself! ?? :zombiefuck:

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Re: Do you have any confession to make?
« Reply #253 on: July 26, 2011, 02:56:34 PM »
I confess.. I'm quite a bit shaken up by what happened in and nearby Oslo on last July the 22th. A part of it is also caused by my suspicion that he might be an aspergerian as well. (um, although maybe being a bit too deluded to strictly fit the criteria, there are indicators it could be the case here, I think)
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Re: Do you have any confession to make?
« Reply #254 on: July 26, 2011, 05:04:27 PM »
I'm a bit shaken too about it.

Single operations like that really puzzle me, and make me realise how frail a society is. And this was a really extreme single operation. Far more bizarre and horrid as that queens-day attack we had two years ago. Scary how a human can turn out to be.

I'm wondering what label they will give him.

Seems he had some problems separating reality and his own fantasy too.
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