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Re: Do you have any confession to make?
« Reply #225 on: June 05, 2011, 09:35:17 AM »
I get beat up by midgets its not a pleasant thing to admit either  :-[

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Re: Do you have any confession to make?
« Reply #226 on: June 05, 2011, 10:43:05 AM »
I get beat up by midgets its not a pleasant thing to admit either  :-[

I did not beat you up.  I don't even know you and while I'm short, I'm not a midget. :angel:

Ditto for cbc.

 Exactly!  We are petite in stature but not official Little People, nor are we prone to violence!  :angel:

However, our skirts have been known to wipe entire small towns off the map while passing through them.
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Re: Do you have any confession to make?
« Reply #227 on: June 05, 2011, 10:56:56 AM »
I get beat up by midgets its not a pleasant thing to admit either  :-[

I did not beat you up.  I don't even know you and while I'm short, I'm not a midget. :angel:

Ditto for cbc.

 Exactly!  We are petite in stature but not official Little People, nor are we prone to violence!  :angel:

However, our skirts have been known to wipe entire small towns off the map while passing through them.

 Especially mine, Weebles need extra-wide garments to accomodate those round lower halves that everyone loves!   :2thumbsup:
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Re: Do you have any confession to make?
« Reply #228 on: June 06, 2011, 05:03:28 AM »
I get beat up by midgets its not a pleasant thing to admit either  :-[

I did not beat you up.  I don't even know you and while I'm short, I'm not a midget. :angel:

Ditto for cbc.

 Exactly!  We are petite in stature but not official Little People, nor are we prone to violence!  :angel:

However, our skirts have been known to wipe entire small towns off the map while passing through them.

 Especially mine, Weebles need extra-wide garments to accomodate those round lower halves that everyone loves!   :2thumbsup:

I thought you were wearing a bulldozer.  :o  :zoinks:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Do you have any confession to make?
« Reply #229 on: June 06, 2011, 05:10:19 AM »
I get beat up by midgets its not a pleasant thing to admit either  :-[

I did not beat you up.  I don't even know you and while I'm short, I'm not a midget. :angel:

Ditto for cbc.

 Exactly!  We are petite in stature but not official Little People, nor are we prone to violence!  :angel:

However, our skirts have been known to wipe entire small towns off the map while passing through them.

 Especially mine, Weebles need extra-wide garments to accomodate those round lower halves that everyone loves!   :2thumbsup:

I thought you were wearing a bulldozer.  :o  :zoinks:

 Mighty bold, aren't you, with the Atlantic Ocean to protect you!  :tantrum:
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Re: Do you have any confession to make?
« Reply #230 on: June 06, 2011, 04:36:49 PM »
Um, I confess this video is a very very poor quality footage, like in visually unfortunate, of Alain de Botton's 'speach' in Oxford in 2007(?).. but but try to only listen to what he's saying/implying here, I suggest. Well, suit self ofc..
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Re: Do you have any confession to make?
« Reply #231 on: June 06, 2011, 04:43:47 PM »
I get beat up by midgets its not a pleasant thing to admit either  :-[

I did not beat you up.  I don't even know you and while I'm short, I'm not a midget. :angel:

Ditto for cbc.

 Exactly!  We are petite in stature but not official Little People, nor are we prone to violence!  :angel:

However, our skirts have been known to wipe entire small towns off the map while passing through them.

 Especially mine, Weebles need extra-wide garments to accomodate those round lower halves that everyone loves!   :2thumbsup:

I thought you were wearing a bulldozer.  :o  :zoinks:

 Mighty bold, aren't you, with the Atlantic Ocean to protect you!  :tantrum:

 :zoinks:  :hahaha: :trollface:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Do you have any confession to make?
« Reply #232 on: June 11, 2011, 05:04:38 PM »
I confess.. perception is the word that made quite an impression on me learning about its implication(s). And yes, I believe.. how one looks at things determines what one sees.  :orly:

Well, here goes, that not just beauty is in the eye of the beholder.. 'all' is in the eye of the beholder.

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Re: Do you have any confession to make?
« Reply #233 on: June 11, 2011, 05:44:03 PM »
I confess that after 5 minutes of shopping at the Market Basket supermarket in Nashua NH that I wanted to take a machete and mount it to the front of my shopping cart to bayonet the next dumb fuck that walks in front of me without looking.
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Re: Do you have any confession to make?
« Reply #234 on: June 24, 2011, 10:08:50 AM »
I confess.. I just watched an Anderson's fairy tale on the telly for about the last 20 minutes of it. Well, with one eye only and think the tale is called, Princess and the pea. Yes, the movie was made for kiddos. I only stopped zapping channels and got stuck there because the girl working at the orphanage/she who became the princess to be was kinda hawt.  :zoinks:

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Re: Do you have any confession to make?
« Reply #235 on: June 25, 2011, 02:13:38 PM »
I confess to confessing.  :orly:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Do you have any confession to make?
« Reply #236 on: June 25, 2011, 04:43:29 PM »
I confess.. I don't like automatic updates very much. I know I can switch it off but thought this 'legal softwared' laptop.. blahiah.

Thing was.. laptop's music software updated stuff and changed settings a little and fart².. not to my preferences at all. Trying to undo some of the updates.. um, shit and fans, things, you know.. bugger.

Cost me 2 hours to get it right again. Fuckin' auto-updates sometimes.. (oh, and me trying to stick to before.. trying to undo..   :zoinks:)
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Re: Do you have any confession to make?
« Reply #237 on: June 25, 2011, 06:12:18 PM »
I dont like anything with tomato sauce. No spaghetti, lasagna, pizza - all GROSS YUCK !


but

I love tomatoes ! :D

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Re: Do you have any confession to make?
« Reply #238 on: June 25, 2011, 07:34:05 PM »
Yep, yes, jot.. tomatoes are to be loved, I think. Prae-made-prae-packaged-tomato-sauce is B.. or C at least. D?

Well, fresh tomatoes, boiled water, cut across tomato's belly-button, a cross, in, one minute hot, one minute cold water, peel's gone (after peeling them in this simple way, thus, blah), cut smaller, hot pan, sunflowerseedoil/olive-, in, garlic and onion, salt, pepper.. and tada.. within 10/15 minutes.. um, self made basic Italian t-sauce.

I confess.. a tin, a jar, um, something pre-made tomato-wise cannot beat self made fresh..

Um, al dente cooked spaghetti, sauce on top, fresh basil, parmesan cheese.. healthy dish. (vegetarian still, but add bacon, minced meat, sea food.. earlier.. and.. )

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Plus confessing here.. I'm quite focused on getting a grip on the Chinese cuisine at the moment, hic et nunc..
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Re: Do you have any confession to make?
« Reply #239 on: June 26, 2011, 06:27:42 AM »
I confess that tone of the tomatoes in my garden is getting a very nice tan.  :asthing:
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