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My best friend had a boyfriend who was always mocking me for being aspie and shy. He was a total dick and I hated him. One day he was in my house and we had just got a new cappucino machine, and I offered to make everyone cappucino. He had been really obnoxious to me that day, so I pissed in his cappucino. Not just a little bit, but a large ammount. Must have filled nearly quarter of the cup. I put in lots of milk and chocolate so he wouldn't notice. He thought it tasted funny, but I told him I must have made it wrong. He drank the whole cupfull.
Quote from: Butterflies on April 17, 2011, 06:39:49 PMMy best friend had a boyfriend who was always mocking me for being aspie and shy. He was a total dick and I hated him. One day he was in my house and we had just got a new cappucino machine, and I offered to make everyone cappucino. He had been really obnoxious to me that day, so I pissed in his cappucino. Not just a little bit, but a large ammount. Must have filled nearly quarter of the cup. I put in lots of milk and chocolate so he wouldn't notice. He thought it tasted funny, but I told him I must have made it wrong. He drank the whole cupfull. Did he get sick anytime thereafter?
Yes, I was rather proud of myself. I don't think he got sick afterwards, sadly.He later showed everyone what a complete bastard he was when he split up with my friend. They had taped themselves having sex lots of times, and he sent the video to everyone he knew. He really was a shit person.Good video though
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Quote from: couldbecousin on April 17, 2011, 07:13:23 PMQuote from: Butterflies on April 17, 2011, 06:39:49 PMMy best friend had a boyfriend who was always mocking me for being aspie and shy. He was a total dick and I hated him. One day he was in my house and we had just got a new cappucino machine, and I offered to make everyone cappucino. He had been really obnoxious to me that day, so I pissed in his cappucino. Not just a little bit, but a large ammount. Must have filled nearly quarter of the cup. I put in lots of milk and chocolate so he wouldn't notice. He thought it tasted funny, but I told him I must have made it wrong. He drank the whole cupfull. Did he get sick anytime thereafter? He shouldn't as urine is sterile. Nice move Butterflies
Quote from: PPK on April 17, 2011, 04:53:31 PMI like bunnies. They are delicious. yum
I like bunnies. They are delicious.
Quote from: Butterflies on April 17, 2011, 07:22:09 PMYes, I was rather proud of myself. I don't think he got sick afterwards, sadly.He later showed everyone what a complete bastard he was when he split up with my friend. They had taped themselves having sex lots of times, and he sent the video to everyone he knew. He really was a shit person.Good video though
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on April 17, 2011, 06:08:38 PMQuote from: PPK on April 17, 2011, 04:53:31 PMI like bunnies. They are delicious. yumI confess you both suck. No you may not eat my bunny. You must admit, she was a cutie!
Leesha. She was Spencer's bunny. I got her as a rescue and she travelled to and from school with him every day. She was a working bunny. She spent a lot of time with the boys in his Aspie class. No meltdown would phase her. She would stretch out beside whatever boy was most upset and they would stroke her over and over and over again until they were calm again. She would stay in one place as long as they needed her. She was such a wonderful girl.
Quote from: Celticgoddess on April 17, 2011, 07:45:32 PMLeesha. She was Spencer's bunny. I got her as a rescue and she travelled to and from school with him every day. She was a working bunny. She spent a lot of time with the boys in his Aspie class. No meltdown would phase her. She would stretch out beside whatever boy was most upset and they would stroke her over and over and over again until they were calm again. She would stay in one place as long as they needed her. She was such a wonderful girl. Dear sweet precious comforting little animal. I love her now and I never even met her.
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 17, 2011, 07:47:49 PMQuote from: Celticgoddess on April 17, 2011, 07:45:32 PMLeesha. She was Spencer's bunny. I got her as a rescue and she travelled to and from school with him every day. She was a working bunny. She spent a lot of time with the boys in his Aspie class. No meltdown would phase her. She would stretch out beside whatever boy was most upset and they would stroke her over and over and over again until they were calm again. She would stay in one place as long as they needed her. She was such a wonderful girl. Dear sweet precious comforting little animal. I love her now and I never even met her. She was truly one of a kind. She passed away December 2009. Four days after Ella, my other bunny passed away. She was quite bonded to Ella, even though Ella, so much older than Leesha, really couldn't stand her. I was kinda comical.