Do you have any confession to make?

[Queen Victoria]

I confess.. I'm not a sadist, far from it, but a couple of minutes ago, after frying an annoying mosquito, I was wondering can I boast up my anti-incest tennis racket a little. It now has 2 AAA batteries in it.. maybe a 9 volt block battery is even more effective.

anti-incest or anti-insect?  Subtle difference. (Don't think I'm making fun of you.  On I2 I've read some weird posts and was wondering if you actually had an anti-incest tennis racket.  Eris has taught me some things and maybe I'm learning something new with your post.)

[Psychophant]

I had to read that a few times before I got it,  Typos can sure sneak up on a person!   

[lutra]

Fuck. That's the 4th time I made that mistake posting on fora using English as the common blah. 3 times on WP earlier and now..

Sorry. INSECTS, I meant insects.

(plus hope you know what the tennis racket like insect frying device is)


(this)

[bodie]

I have got a thing for balaclava's.  It's only recently affected me. 

Does anyone think this video is the dawgs bollox!
Hell i even think the strippers are hot in this...

['andersom']

I confess.. I'm not a sadist, far from it, but a couple of minutes ago, after frying an annoying mosquito, I was wondering can I boast up my anti-incest tennis racket a little. It now has 2 AAA batteries in it.. maybe a 9 volt block battery is even more effective.

I like it when they go with a "pang". 

Do keep us posted about the 9 volt experiment.
It may be a lot more effective on wasps that way, or maybe even lethal to humans.


You need some adjustments I guess, or you'll just ruin the racket.

This year, I've got one with a kind of mesh grid between the wires, to prevent the insects getting away through the wires.

[lutra]

^

It works. Connected the 9V block battery and readjusted the housing a little so the plastic lit fitted properly again and ja, now I've got myself an anti-insect tennis racket 2.0. Or the AITR2V9 as I patented it.

It sparks like hell, frying an insect or rubbing it against some metal, and the distinguished 'knetterdeknetter' sound is awesome.

[Trigger 11]

Bugs deserve to live too!

[lutra]

Those not on my turf do but the mosquitoes and flies mostly (wasps, hornets or tics) that enter mine, and don't leave after warning, could meet my pimped frying device. Bugs not bugging me, not challenging my immune system, have no need to be afraid.

[Osensitive1]

Have never seen or heard of a bug zapping tennis racket.

[eris]

sometimes I wish I was really ugly.

[Queen Victoria]

sometimes I wish I was really ugly.

Among ugly, pretty and drop-dead gorgeous, I'd take pretty.  I'm  ugly and it's no fun, drop-dead gorgeous I couldn't handle.

['andersom']

^

It works. Connected the 9V block battery and readjusted the housing a little so the plastic lit fitted properly again and ja, now I've got myself an anti-insect tennis racket 2.0. Or the AITR2V9 as I patented it.

It sparks like hell, frying an insect or rubbing it against some metal, and the distinguished 'knetterdeknetter' sound is awesome.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I wuv you. 

['andersom']

Those not on my turf do but the mosquitoes and flies mostly (wasps, hornets or tics) that enter mine, and don't leave after warning, could meet my pimped frying device. Bugs not bugging me, not challenging my immune system, have no need to be afraid.

I apply about the same ethics. Will fry mosquitoes, but, snout-beetles are lifted up and put outside in the ivy. I have a week spot for Diptera, and may even give them a boost before setting them free, when I find them dehydrated in my house in the mornings.
I'll be lenient on wasps in the beginning of the year, but, from August on, there is a "no tolerance" approach inside my house, the time when they are bored, and love to just randomly sting people now and then.

[lutra]

Um, boasted frying device went bust today. It left a burnt plastic smell and doesn't work any more.

But.. confessing here.. bet most have little an idea how the onion, made part of an almost daily dish, positively effects one's immune system. Or how other plants of the Alliaceae 'family' included in dishes could benefit your health in general also.

Yeah, the simple onion.. leek or garlic.. being part of one's diet, is nothing less.. um.. then providing you health karma points. No farting kidding yah.. and maybe take it from me (or not/ever what), but 'processing' fresh onions in one's dish is quite a healthy habit, I'd say.

["couldbecousin"]

 I confess that I can be an airhead in managing my money.