The right to bear arms

[TheoK]

Since that "black" "liberal" was elected president yesterday, I felt for stirring up some shit by waking this thread to life.

Obama's first step as a president should be to:

1) Ban or restrict matches, lighters, swimming pools and bathing in the free.

2) Ban or restrict all chemicals, including table salt, since one table spoon is sufficient to kill anyone

3) Ban or restcrict skyscrapers and the access to mountains

4) Ban CARS! The incarnation of Evil.

Read page 33 on this file to understand why. The source for those numers is the Center for Disease Control, WISQARS, 2001.

[Parts]

You forgot the tranquilizers in the water to make us all passive robots

Or is that the chem trails they talk about on The Art Bell Show

BTW I am getting my concealed carry permit by this coming summer just in case

[SovaNu]

i want a whole bear.

teddy.

[Parts]

I have a friend named Teddy who will slip you his whole bear

[DirtDawg]

I was holding off on that one. Glad someone hit it.

[Tesla]

You need to check the LD50 on sodium chloride... it's WAY more than a tablespoon.

Acute oral toxicity (LD50): 3000 mg/kg

It would take three quarters of a pound of salt to kill me.

I'm going to go ahead and assume the rest of the stuff you posted is bullshit you've heard third-hand as well.

[DirtDawg]

You need to check the LD50 on sodium chloride... it's WAY more than a tablespoon.

Acute oral toxicity (LD50): 3000 mg/kg

It would take three quarters of a pound of salt to kill me.

I'm going to go ahead and assume the rest of the stuff you posted is bullshit you've heard third-hand as well.

WTF are you talking about. I am not posting third-hand "weasel words" about anything.

I was referring to Parts' sexual innuendo, anyway. Not serious.

[Pyraxis]

I think Tesla meant Theok's post.

[Leto729]

Let the bears, bear arms. I will in the end.

As I said I will win in the end.

i want a whole bear.

teddy.

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[Tesla]

I think Tesla meant Theok's post.

I was.  Should have quoted.

[Trigger 11]

Bear Arms would be cool. Hairy with long, sharp claws. Nobody would mess with you then.

[SovaNu]

would make a good soup. bear arm soup.

[DirtDawg]

I think Tesla meant Theok's post.

I was.  Should have quoted.

Oh.

Not sure why, but maybe my hair was too tight, last night.

[punkdrew]

You need to check the LD50 on sodium chloride... it's WAY more than a tablespoon.

Acute oral toxicity (LD50): 3000 mg/kg

It would take three quarters of a pound of salt to kill me.

I'm going to go ahead and assume the rest of the stuff you posted is bullshit you've heard third-hand as well.

BTW, the LD50 for marijuana is 1500 lbs. To be consumed w/in 15 mins. I'm game. 

"Marijuana is very toxic."--some stupid lady "doctor" on Phil Donahue, 1992.

[punkdrew]

You need to check the LD50 on sodium chloride... it's WAY more than a tablespoon.

Acute oral toxicity (LD50): 3000 mg/kg

It would take three quarters of a pound of salt to kill me.

I'm going to go ahead and assume the rest of the stuff you posted is bullshit you've heard third-hand as well.

BTW, the LD50 for marijuana is 1500 lbs. To be consumed w/in 15 mins. I'm game. 

"Marijuana is very toxic."--some stupid lady "doctor" on Phil Donahue, 1992.

Now is the time for all good wo/men to come to the aid of the Guns & Dope Party, aka the League of Armed Marijuana Patients (LAMP):

http://www.maybelogic.com/gunsanddopeparty/
http://official-lamp.org/