How many Rolf Harris victims does it take to change a light bulb? 50. Three to do it now and then 47 to do it thirty years later when it is more profitable.
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Quote from: couldbecousin on April 14, 2011, 03:53:59 PMQuote from: MLA on April 14, 2011, 03:52:18 PMI used to accidentally take home a pen from my office almost every single day. I probably had 30 in my car and another 50 on my dresser. I'm totally reporting you to A&E's Hoarders. See you on TV next season! Hypocrite.
Quote from: MLA on April 14, 2011, 03:52:18 PMI used to accidentally take home a pen from my office almost every single day. I probably had 30 in my car and another 50 on my dresser. I'm totally reporting you to A&E's Hoarders. See you on TV next season!
I used to accidentally take home a pen from my office almost every single day. I probably had 30 in my car and another 50 on my dresser.
That's it? I stole pens before and no one gives a shit.
Quote from: Schleed on April 14, 2011, 04:02:07 PMThat's it? I stole pens before and no one gives a shit. You're not the Czech president, though.
He should have czeched that the pen was his. Hopefully, he'll learn to czech his kleptomania.It's a habit to pocket the pen after writing a czech.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: Semicolon on April 14, 2011, 03:58:21 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 14, 2011, 03:53:59 PMQuote from: MLA on April 14, 2011, 03:52:18 PMI used to accidentally take home a pen from my office almost every single day. I probably had 30 in my car and another 50 on my dresser. I'm totally reporting you to A&E's Hoarders. See you on TV next season! Hypocrite. It'll be the Cousin/MLA season grand finale. I have special pens and no one's to touch them; keep some crappy ones handy for others.
Quote from: Jack on April 14, 2011, 04:08:55 PMQuote from: Semicolon on April 14, 2011, 03:58:21 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 14, 2011, 03:53:59 PMQuote from: MLA on April 14, 2011, 03:52:18 PMI used to accidentally take home a pen from my office almost every single day. I probably had 30 in my car and another 50 on my dresser. I'm totally reporting you to A&E's Hoarders. See you on TV next season! Hypocrite. It'll be the Cousin/MLA season grand finale. I have special pens and no one's to touch them; keep some crappy ones handy for others. *touches your special pens* Don't want crappy pens! You'll be wanting my autograph when I'm famous on Hoarders, I need a GOOD pen for that!
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 14, 2011, 04:11:06 PMQuote from: Jack on April 14, 2011, 04:08:55 PMQuote from: Semicolon on April 14, 2011, 03:58:21 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 14, 2011, 03:53:59 PMQuote from: MLA on April 14, 2011, 03:52:18 PMI used to accidentally take home a pen from my office almost every single day. I probably had 30 in my car and another 50 on my dresser. I'm totally reporting you to A&E's Hoarders. See you on TV next season! Hypocrite. It'll be the Cousin/MLA season grand finale. I have special pens and no one's to touch them; keep some crappy ones handy for others. *touches your special pens* Don't want crappy pens! You'll be wanting my autograph when I'm famous on Hoarders, I need a GOOD pen for that! Okay, but there's no way you're walking off with it.
Quote from: Jack on April 14, 2011, 04:27:45 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 14, 2011, 04:11:06 PMQuote from: Jack on April 14, 2011, 04:08:55 PMQuote from: Semicolon on April 14, 2011, 03:58:21 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 14, 2011, 03:53:59 PMQuote from: MLA on April 14, 2011, 03:52:18 PMI used to accidentally take home a pen from my office almost every single day. I probably had 30 in my car and another 50 on my dresser. I'm totally reporting you to A&E's Hoarders. See you on TV next season! Hypocrite. It'll be the Cousin/MLA season grand finale. I have special pens and no one's to touch them; keep some crappy ones handy for others. *touches your special pens* Don't want crappy pens! You'll be wanting my autograph when I'm famous on Hoarders, I need a GOOD pen for that! Okay, but there's no way you're walking off with it. I promise I'll be good.
I assure you that I have only the best intentions regarding the temporary use of Jack's special pens!
