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Re: Czech President "steals" pen.
« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2011, 04:00:53 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on April 14, 2011, 03:58:21 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 14, 2011, 03:53:59 PM
Quote from: MLA on April 14, 2011, 03:52:18 PM
I used to accidentally take home a pen from my office almost every single day.  I probably had 30 in my car and another 50 on my dresser. 

  I'm totally reporting you to A&E's Hoarders.  See you on TV next season!   :evillaugh:

Hypocrite. :P

   They can't find my hoard.  I'm too clever for them.  :autism:
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Re: Czech President "steals" pen.
« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2011, 04:02:07 PM »
That's it? I stole pens before and no one gives a shit.
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Re: Czech President "steals" pen.
« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2011, 04:04:46 PM »
Quote from: Schleed on April 14, 2011, 04:02:07 PM
That's it? I stole pens before and no one gives a shit.

   You're not the Czech president, though.  :P
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Re: Czech President "steals" pen.
« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2011, 04:08:23 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 14, 2011, 04:04:46 PM
Quote from: Schleed on April 14, 2011, 04:02:07 PM
That's it? I stole pens before and no one gives a shit.

   You're not the Czech president, though.  :P

Or is he???   :tinfoil:
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Re: Czech President "steals" pen.
« Reply #19 on: April 14, 2011, 04:08:55 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on April 14, 2011, 03:58:21 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 14, 2011, 03:53:59 PM
Quote from: MLA on April 14, 2011, 03:52:18 PM
I used to accidentally take home a pen from my office almost every single day.  I probably had 30 in my car and another 50 on my dresser.  

  I'm totally reporting you to A&E's Hoarders.  See you on TV next season!   :evillaugh:

Hypocrite. :P
It'll be the Cousin/MLA season grand finale.

I have special pens and no one's to touch them; keep some crappy ones handy for others.
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Re: Czech President "steals" pen.
« Reply #20 on: April 14, 2011, 04:09:52 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on April 14, 2011, 03:59:20 PM
He should have czeched that the pen was his.

Hopefully, he'll learn to czech his kleptomania.

It's a habit to pocket the pen after writing a czech.

:evillaugh:

People should czech their habits of stealing pens after writing czechs by czeching that the pens are theirs before pocketing them. :laugh:
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Re: Czech President "steals" pen.
« Reply #21 on: April 14, 2011, 04:11:06 PM »
Quote from: Jack on April 14, 2011, 04:08:55 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on April 14, 2011, 03:58:21 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 14, 2011, 03:53:59 PM
Quote from: MLA on April 14, 2011, 03:52:18 PM
I used to accidentally take home a pen from my office almost every single day.  I probably had 30 in my car and another 50 on my dresser.  

  I'm totally reporting you to A&E's Hoarders.  See you on TV next season!   :evillaugh:

Hypocrite. :P
It'll be the Cousin/MLA season grand finale.

I have special pens and no one's to touch them; keep some crappy ones handy for others.

   *touches your special pens*  :P

   
    Don't want crappy pens!  You'll be wanting my autograph when I'm famous on Hoarders,  I need a GOOD pen for that!   :checkout:
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Re: Czech President "steals" pen.
« Reply #22 on: April 14, 2011, 04:11:34 PM »
Aside from taking a pen yourself sometimes.. the moral aspect here.. I think.. what Klaus did there (on video.. um, vseen it on TV too) is soooo stupid (doing a sneaky act, how petty it may seem, on camera) and think it will harm him politically. How severe I don't know but.. 
« Last Edit: April 14, 2011, 04:29:51 PM by lutra »
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Re: Czech President "steals" pen.
« Reply #23 on: April 14, 2011, 04:13:56 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 14, 2011, 04:11:06 PM
Quote from: Jack on April 14, 2011, 04:08:55 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on April 14, 2011, 03:58:21 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 14, 2011, 03:53:59 PM
Quote from: MLA on April 14, 2011, 03:52:18 PM
I used to accidentally take home a pen from my office almost every single day.  I probably had 30 in my car and another 50 on my dresser.  

  I'm totally reporting you to A&E's Hoarders.  See you on TV next season!   :evillaugh:

Hypocrite. :P
It'll be the Cousin/MLA season grand finale.

I have special pens and no one's to touch them; keep some crappy ones handy for others.

   *touches your special pens*  :P

   
    Don't want crappy pens!  You'll be wanting my autograph when I'm famous on Hoarders,  I need a GOOD pen for that!   :checkout:

:needpics:
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Czech President "steals" pen.
« Reply #24 on: April 14, 2011, 04:27:45 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 14, 2011, 04:11:06 PM
Quote from: Jack on April 14, 2011, 04:08:55 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on April 14, 2011, 03:58:21 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 14, 2011, 03:53:59 PM
Quote from: MLA on April 14, 2011, 03:52:18 PM
I used to accidentally take home a pen from my office almost every single day.  I probably had 30 in my car and another 50 on my dresser. 

  I'm totally reporting you to A&E's Hoarders.  See you on TV next season!   :evillaugh:

Hypocrite. :P
It'll be the Cousin/MLA season grand finale.

I have special pens and no one's to touch them; keep some crappy ones handy for others.

   *touches your special pens*  :P

   
    Don't want crappy pens!  You'll be wanting my autograph when I'm famous on Hoarders,  I need a GOOD pen for that!   :checkout:
Okay, but there's no way you're walking off with it.
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Re: Czech President "steals" pen.
« Reply #25 on: April 14, 2011, 04:29:10 PM »
Quote from: Jack on April 14, 2011, 04:27:45 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 14, 2011, 04:11:06 PM
Quote from: Jack on April 14, 2011, 04:08:55 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on April 14, 2011, 03:58:21 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 14, 2011, 03:53:59 PM
Quote from: MLA on April 14, 2011, 03:52:18 PM
I used to accidentally take home a pen from my office almost every single day.  I probably had 30 in my car and another 50 on my dresser. 

  I'm totally reporting you to A&E's Hoarders.  See you on TV next season!   :evillaugh:

Hypocrite. :P
It'll be the Cousin/MLA season grand finale.

I have special pens and no one's to touch them; keep some crappy ones handy for others.

   *touches your special pens*  :P

   
    Don't want crappy pens!  You'll be wanting my autograph when I'm famous on Hoarders,  I need a GOOD pen for that!   :checkout:
Okay, but there's no way you're walking off with it.

    I promise I'll be good.  :angel:
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Re: Czech President "steals" pen.
« Reply #26 on: April 14, 2011, 04:30:07 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 14, 2011, 04:29:10 PM
Quote from: Jack on April 14, 2011, 04:27:45 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 14, 2011, 04:11:06 PM
Quote from: Jack on April 14, 2011, 04:08:55 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on April 14, 2011, 03:58:21 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 14, 2011, 03:53:59 PM
Quote from: MLA on April 14, 2011, 03:52:18 PM
I used to accidentally take home a pen from my office almost every single day.  I probably had 30 in my car and another 50 on my dresser. 

  I'm totally reporting you to A&E's Hoarders.  See you on TV next season!   :evillaugh:

Hypocrite. :P
It'll be the Cousin/MLA season grand finale.

I have special pens and no one's to touch them; keep some crappy ones handy for others.

   *touches your special pens*  :P

   
    Don't want crappy pens!  You'll be wanting my autograph when I'm famous on Hoarders,  I need a GOOD pen for that!   :checkout:
Okay, but there's no way you're walking off with it.

    I promise I'll be good.  :angel:

:LMAO:
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Czech President "steals" pen.
« Reply #27 on: April 14, 2011, 04:31:43 PM »
:laugh:
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Re: Czech President "steals" pen.
« Reply #28 on: April 14, 2011, 04:32:47 PM »
    I assure you that I have only the best intentions regarding the temporary use of Jack's special pens! :harp:
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"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
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Re: Czech President "steals" pen.
« Reply #29 on: April 14, 2011, 04:33:26 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 14, 2011, 04:32:47 PM
    I assure you that I have only the best intentions regarding the temporary use of Jack's special pens! :harp:

Of course I first read that as penis  :autism:
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