Besides, Benji is back so conspiracies will again rule the board.
Conspiracies always ruled the board.
Conspiracy theories are interesting.
They are fun, but the nut jobs that entertain them are even funnier.
They're not all completely absurd.
No, there are some more plausible ones. But for every plausible one there's probably two dozen ridiculous ones. Benji, for example, wouldn't know a plausible one even if it hit him in the head.
Which, by the way, is a good idea, generally speaking.