A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: couldbecousin on June 16, 2012, 02:36:59 PM Apples have a high water content. Eating many apples -----> much peeing. They also serve as a fairly decent toothbrush substitute.
Apples have a high water content. Eating many apples -----> much peeing.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: Queen Victoria on June 16, 2012, 05:17:45 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 16, 2012, 02:36:59 PM Apples have a high water content. Eating many apples -----> much peeing. They also serve as a fairly decent toothbrush substitute.Aren't they somewhat large for that?
Love feels no burden, thinks nothing of trouble, attempts what is above its strength, pleads no excuse of impossibility; for it thinks all things lawful for itself, and all things possible. ~ Thomas Kempis ~
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School security guards are very bad at telling people where they can park
Quote from: parts on June 18, 2012, 06:16:50 PMSchool security guards are very bad at telling people where they can park We'd be better at it if you people didn't give us attitude.
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