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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #75 on: April 12, 2011, 12:45:41 PM »
They took photographs of our offices today.
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #76 on: April 12, 2011, 12:59:58 PM »
Motorcycle cops out today.  Why is it they always walk like they have their nightsticks up their ass
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #77 on: April 12, 2011, 01:20:24 PM »
Another gorgeous drive with the windows down kinda day. Robins are busy building nests. I love the spring.
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #78 on: April 12, 2011, 01:56:28 PM »
My brothers scared off the cat in the garden again today before I got up to him
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #79 on: April 12, 2011, 03:04:40 PM »
General replies:

Bodaccea - Move to New Orleans.  Almost everyone is Sugar, Baby, Darling.  But NEVER Cher (that's for Lafayette and area.)
Odeon - Did they take out the mining equipment and sweep the salt from the mine before they took the pictures?
Parts - That's not a nightstick up their ass.  They have major chafing from the motorcycle and are afraid to bend.
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #80 on: April 12, 2011, 05:58:08 PM »
I been a nosey neighbour today!

police cars screech up outside my house,  i thought wtf, i didn't do anything...(apart from..ahem)  anyway

they went two doors up (wtf didn't they park two doors up)

the people in that house are proper scum.  always effing in front of their kids,  sending little girl down shop and she is only seven,  she has always got a black eye,  they told this sweet
old lady further up to mind her own fucking business, they never have their dog on a lead... had a few 'run in's ' with them..

so i thought "ha" when plod turned up!  i normally mind my own business but i couldn't help peeking through curtains

but it was really wierd  -  first cop car comes, screech, brake,  oh and their advanced driving skills - parked about two foot off the kerb.  two plod got out and then go inside...ten mins later second cop  car comes,  1 lone plod,  but still parked like a twat.  he goes inside.   the first two come out with the scumbag and they sit in car with him.  For an hour.  An hour.  ffs.  they take him back indoors.  a taxi arrives.  saw scumbag loading a load of bags in back of taxi,  he goes back in.  taxi still there ten mins later.  scumbag mrs comes out to taxi.  then taxi drives away with bags but no passengers.  first two plod leave.  remaining plod goes to his car for ten mins then back inside.  finally he leaves an hour after....i am so puzzled as to what was going on?
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #81 on: April 12, 2011, 06:14:19 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on April 12, 2011, 05:58:08 PM
I been a nosey neighbour today!

police cars screech up outside my house,  i thought wtf, i didn't do anything...(apart from..ahem)  anyway

they went two doors up (wtf didn't they park two doors up)

the people in that house are proper scum.  always effing in front of their kids,  sending little girl down shop and she is only seven,  she has always got a black eye,  they told this sweet
old lady further up to mind her own fucking business, they never have their dog on a lead... had a few 'run in's ' with them..

so i thought "ha" when plod turned up!  i normally mind my own business but i couldn't help peeking through curtains

but it was really wierd  -  first cop car comes, screech, brake,  oh and their advanced driving skills - parked about two foot off the kerb.  two plod got out and then go inside...ten mins later second cop  car comes,  1 lone plod,  but still parked like a twat.  he goes inside.   the first two come out with the scumbag and they sit in car with him.  For an hour.  An hour.  ffs.  they take him back indoors.  a taxi arrives.  saw scumbag loading a load of bags in back of taxi,  he goes back in.  taxi still there ten mins later.  scumbag mrs comes out to taxi.  then taxi drives away with bags but no passengers.  first two plod leave.  remaining plod goes to his car for ten mins then back inside.  finally he leaves an hour after....i am so puzzled as to what was going on?

Love your Brit slang.  "...1 lone plod, but still parked like a twat."   :rofl:



And I guess the police were there to serve a restraining order on that luggage, and to make sure it removed itself from the house!   :police:
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #82 on: April 12, 2011, 06:15:38 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on April 12, 2011, 05:58:08 PM
I been a nosey neighbour today!

police cars screech up outside my house,  i thought wtf, i didn't do anything...(apart from..ahem)  anyway

they went two doors up (wtf didn't they park two doors up)

the people in that house are proper scum.  always effing in front of their kids,  sending little girl down shop and she is only seven,  she has always got a black eye,  they told this sweet
old lady further up to mind her own fucking business, they never have their dog on a lead... had a few 'run in's ' with them..

so i thought "ha" when plod turned up!  i normally mind my own business but i couldn't help peeking through curtains

but it was really wierd  -  first cop car comes, screech, brake,  oh and their advanced driving skills - parked about two foot off the kerb.  two plod got out and then go inside...ten mins later second cop  car comes,  1 lone plod,  but still parked like a twat.  he goes inside.   the first two come out with the scumbag and they sit in car with him.  For an hour.  An hour.  ffs.  they take him back indoors.  a taxi arrives.  saw scumbag loading a load of bags in back of taxi,  he goes back in.  taxi still there ten mins later.  scumbag mrs comes out to taxi.  then taxi drives away with bags but no passengers.  first two plod leave.  remaining plod goes to his car for ten mins then back inside.  finally he leaves an hour after....i am so puzzled as to what was going on?
Having scum neighbors sucks.
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #83 on: April 12, 2011, 06:18:45 PM »
Me thinks a domestic dispute?
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #84 on: April 12, 2011, 06:20:50 PM »
Quote from: Celticgoddess on April 12, 2011, 06:18:45 PM
Me thinks a domestic dispute?

But only a bunch of bags left the house!  I say the bags were up to no good, and they got busted!   :2thumbsup:
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #85 on: April 12, 2011, 06:35:30 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 12, 2011, 06:20:50 PM
Quote from: Celticgoddess on April 12, 2011, 06:18:45 PM
Me thinks a domestic dispute?

But only a bunch of bags left the house!  I say the bags were up to no good, and they got busted!   :2thumbsup:
they got 'bagged' as evidence,  lol

but it wasnt even plod,  the taxi took the bags away.

they have not made a peep all evening since,  so it shut them up for a while

i can't believe how nosey i am
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #86 on: April 12, 2011, 09:32:02 PM »
My guess is that Mr. Scumbag gave Ms. Scumbag a black eye or something, then she called the police.  The first officers on the scene often park a bit away from the house they are going to so they avoid spooking the inhabitants.  Maybe Ms. Scumbag relented and dropped the charges and since she's the only witness to the abuse, Mr. Scumbag gets to stay home for a bit longer and give her another black eye.
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #87 on: April 13, 2011, 08:14:02 AM »
I hate neighborhood drama.  People who hit their wives and kids should be shot
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #88 on: April 13, 2011, 08:17:57 AM »
Shooting your neighbours is  :viking:
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #89 on: April 13, 2011, 09:05:15 AM »
Lots of Fedex and UPS trucks in the nieghborhood last couple days none for me though :'(
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