the guy in our local paper shop called me 'jane' today
and he did a few days ago, wtf
my name is nothing like jane!!
Is this you? 
yes it is and it's not my name, it's not my name, it's not my name, it's not my name...
i will break into song if it happens again

i am usually quick witted with replies, but my brain was in 'scrambled egg' mode and i thought of what i should have
said on my way home
"... are you Tarzan"