A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: DirtDawg on October 16, 2023, 06:13:11 AMQuote from: Gopher Gary on October 15, 2023, 09:14:28 AMQuote from: Genesis on October 14, 2023, 07:38:55 PMThere's a fly in my quarters... being an annoying little pest -_-There may be a bird in our house. I let the dog out from the sunroom and when I came back in there was a bird bouncing against the windows. I went to grab a towel to try to catch it but when I got back I couldn't find it. It wasn't anywhere near the door and I was only gone for a minute, so I'm not convinced it found its way out. That would have freaked out my German grandmother. Something about having a bird get in the house was a bad sign and brings ill tidings with it.I don't think I've ever heard that superstition. I looked it up and I guess in some cultures it means the opposite and it's good luck for them, or the meaning depends on the type or color of the bird. It was a carolina wren and I read wrens keep people from drowning. We haven't seen it since it happened, so I think it made it back out.
Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 15, 2023, 09:14:28 AMQuote from: Genesis on October 14, 2023, 07:38:55 PMThere's a fly in my quarters... being an annoying little pest -_-There may be a bird in our house. I let the dog out from the sunroom and when I came back in there was a bird bouncing against the windows. I went to grab a towel to try to catch it but when I got back I couldn't find it. It wasn't anywhere near the door and I was only gone for a minute, so I'm not convinced it found its way out. That would have freaked out my German grandmother. Something about having a bird get in the house was a bad sign and brings ill tidings with it.
Quote from: Genesis on October 14, 2023, 07:38:55 PMThere's a fly in my quarters... being an annoying little pest -_-There may be a bird in our house. I let the dog out from the sunroom and when I came back in there was a bird bouncing against the windows. I went to grab a towel to try to catch it but when I got back I couldn't find it. It wasn't anywhere near the door and I was only gone for a minute, so I'm not convinced it found its way out.
There's a fly in my quarters... being an annoying little pest -_-
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they really do make it so hard to apply for jobs and get hired
Quote from: conlang returns on October 18, 2023, 05:10:31 AMthey really do make it so hard to apply for jobs and get hired Not to mention the personality assessments they use to weed out their candidates
Quote from: Genesis on October 18, 2023, 08:36:53 PMQuote from: conlang returns on October 18, 2023, 05:10:31 AMthey really do make it so hard to apply for jobs and get hired Not to mention the personality assessments they use to weed out their candidatesWhich makes it EXTRA fun to have a personality DISORDER
Quote from: conlang returns on October 19, 2023, 07:19:25 PMQuote from: Genesis on October 18, 2023, 08:36:53 PMQuote from: conlang returns on October 18, 2023, 05:10:31 AMthey really do make it so hard to apply for jobs and get hired Not to mention the personality assessments they use to weed out their candidatesWhich makes it EXTRA fun to have a personality DISORDER It's like being labeled stupid or narcissistic by a 34 year old Toddler who still doesn't understand the words "Not Interested"
Quote from: Genesis on October 19, 2023, 07:23:29 PMQuote from: conlang returns on October 19, 2023, 07:19:25 PMQuote from: Genesis on October 18, 2023, 08:36:53 PMQuote from: conlang returns on October 18, 2023, 05:10:31 AMthey really do make it so hard to apply for jobs and get hired Not to mention the personality assessments they use to weed out their candidatesWhich makes it EXTRA fun to have a personality DISORDER It's like being labeled stupid or narcissistic by a 34 year old Toddler who still doesn't understand the words "Not Interested"I actually know someone with NPD. She works hard to stay on top of her traits and be accountable. Although I can't say we're especially close.