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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2940 on: December 02, 2015, 01:31:12 AM »
Odeon's head would look lovely on my wall.
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2941 on: December 02, 2015, 01:32:07 AM »
Quote from: Trigger 11 on December 02, 2015, 12:24:27 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on November 30, 2015, 07:42:06 AM
Quote from: odeon on November 30, 2015, 01:09:36 AM
My head is killing me. Sorry, but that's not very random, is it?

It's very specific indeed.

There is only one solution.
Off with that head.  :M

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Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 02, 2015, 01:31:12 AM
Odeon's head would look lovely on my wall.

There you are already. I was just about to post that there would be a Queen here soon.
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2942 on: December 02, 2015, 01:33:15 AM »
I'm attached to my head, thank you very much.
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2943 on: December 02, 2015, 01:37:49 AM »
Quote from: odeon on December 02, 2015, 01:33:15 AM
I'm attached to my head, thank you very much.

I was hoping for a portrait, silly.
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2944 on: December 02, 2015, 02:59:55 AM »
There is a weather warning for freezing rain. The weather report for Montreal includes information about what to do if you have foraging livestock. Apparently animal reactions to ice storms are similar to those in blizzards.
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2945 on: December 04, 2015, 01:47:15 AM »
How quiet a day starts, when the talkative kid suddenly loses her voice.  :laugh:
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2946 on: December 04, 2015, 11:16:55 AM »
Last year for my white Christmas tree, half the branches have turned tan.  :P

Love white trees, but they get fugly when they get too old.
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2947 on: December 05, 2015, 04:28:07 AM »
There's a storm raging outside. Again.
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2948 on: December 05, 2015, 12:09:25 PM »
Yesterday I stopped and got a coffee and there was a single sock in the middle of the parking spot in front of Dunkin' Donuts,  when I arrived at where I was working there was another single sock of the same color in front of my van in the parking lot   :apondering:
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2949 on: December 06, 2015, 03:03:19 AM »
Haven't you found socks before?

A security guy just spotted an abandoned bag at the airport.
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2950 on: December 06, 2015, 10:05:07 AM »
Quote from: Parts on December 05, 2015, 12:09:25 PM
Yesterday I stopped and got a coffee and there was a single sock in the middle of the parking spot in front of Dunkin' Donuts,  when I arrived at where I was working there was another single sock of the same color in front of my van in the parking lot   :apondering:

You have a stalker that likes to leave subtle hints of their presence?  :LOL:

Be glad it wasn't underwear.  :zombiefuck:
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2951 on: December 06, 2015, 01:06:11 PM »
More of a happy bitch.  I will probably NEVER understand the mind(s) of the intellectually impaired/developmentally disabled/mentally retarded.

The PR was at a club social (Christmas party) last night.  All of the members are impaired to some degree.  In no particular order, this happened:

PR snubbed the guy she made friends with after being scared shitless of him for 5 years.
Later on joked with him.

PR never wants to dance with anyone because she "has a boyfriend" (Internet Hollywood singer)
Dances (hand holding only) with a guy.

A girl that the PR went off on 2 weeks ago at bowling came up and hugged and talked to her for a while.  This girl wouldn't bowl with the group last week because she didn't believe the PR was banned for 2 weeks.

One other girl who never dances with a guy.  And danced on her own quite a lot.
A third girl had her first guy dance.

The PR actually wanted to have her picture taken with a fellow cheerleader sitting on her lap.  The cheerleader is pretending to drink and the PR is making a funny face.   

I know it's all good, but it sure does screw up what we're expecting to have happen with our girls.   :roar:   :hair:
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2952 on: December 07, 2015, 09:38:59 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on December 06, 2015, 10:05:07 AM
Quote from: Parts on December 05, 2015, 12:09:25 PM
Yesterday I stopped and got a coffee and there was a single sock in the middle of the parking spot in front of Dunkin' Donuts,  when I arrived at where I was working there was another single sock of the same color in front of my van in the parking lot   :apondering:

You have a stalker that likes to leave subtle hints of their presence?  :LOL:

Be glad it wasn't underwear.  :zombiefuck:

I once found a bloody shirt and underwear inside a wall of a house I was working on :zombiefuck:  It looked to have been in there at least twenty years though and the current residents knew nothing about it when I asked as they had only bought the house about five years prior
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2953 on: December 09, 2015, 07:03:57 PM »
A marquee at a school advertised an open position for unique needs teacher; now wondering if special is no longer pc.
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2954 on: December 10, 2015, 01:21:39 AM »
Quote from: Jack on December 09, 2015, 07:03:57 PM
A marquee at a school advertised an open position for unique needs teacher; now wondering if special is no longer pc.
:thumbup:

It's intriguing how every few years new terminology pops up as pc.

Here people with a handicap had been transformed into "people with a distance to the job market". Now handicapped and unemployed and elderly are all thrown in the new pc terminology; "the inactive". Any action that does not create money for the person doing the action in the shape of an income is inaction nowadays in the Netherlands.

I've been inactive at work yesterday, I really did a lot.  :M

Wonder what new pc terminology will be invented to describe me, in a few years.
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