How many Rolf Harris victims does it take to change a light bulb? 50. Three to do it now and then 47 to do it thirty years later when it is more profitable.
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Quote from: Parts on July 09, 2015, 04:50:11 AMQuote from: rock hound on July 05, 2015, 07:29:15 PMSo the usual death and dismemberment stories are in the news today about people having accidents with fireworks or even worse behaving stupidly with fireworks. One story stuck out, a 22 y/o man in Maine thought it would be cool to strap a fireworks mortar to his head and set it off............he died instantly. Apparently he was not the only one, a 47 y/o out in the western states did the same thing...with the same results........... And the Darwin Award winner for 2015 is............................................................... Thinning the herd is a good thing yet the news never seems to portray it as such No, now the guys mother wants everybody who wants to buy fire works have to take a course in fire works safety and pass a test. This guy was DRUNK. No amount of classes or training would have prevented this. And the people he was with were pretty drunk too!
Quote from: rock hound on July 05, 2015, 07:29:15 PMSo the usual death and dismemberment stories are in the news today about people having accidents with fireworks or even worse behaving stupidly with fireworks. One story stuck out, a 22 y/o man in Maine thought it would be cool to strap a fireworks mortar to his head and set it off............he died instantly. Apparently he was not the only one, a 47 y/o out in the western states did the same thing...with the same results........... And the Darwin Award winner for 2015 is............................................................... Thinning the herd is a good thing yet the news never seems to portray it as such
So the usual death and dismemberment stories are in the news today about people having accidents with fireworks or even worse behaving stupidly with fireworks. One story stuck out, a 22 y/o man in Maine thought it would be cool to strap a fireworks mortar to his head and set it off............he died instantly. Apparently he was not the only one, a 47 y/o out in the western states did the same thing...with the same results........... And the Darwin Award winner for 2015 is...............................................................
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
I saw a raven today, I heard it too which was one of the reasons I knew it wasn't just a giant crow. I live outside their normal range and they are rather uncommon here
Quote from: Parts on September 19, 2015, 04:04:08 PMI saw a raven today, I heard it too which was one of the reasons I knew it wasn't just a giant crow. I live outside their normal range and they are rather uncommon hereOoh. Did it say, "Nevermore"?
Some neighbors are nosy and love their high powered lawn tools!
Meltdowns suck. Massive meltdowns even more, because the environment will melt too.