Random observations from your day

[Parts]

The things you see for free on Craigslist that you wish you had room for.

Sensory Deprivation Tank

http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/zip/4602794955.html

Looks a little like a modded 250 gallon oil tank.

Come on you know you want it, you could put it in the living room for when company comes over and you need some alone time

[sg1008]

The things you see for free on Craigslist that you wish you had room for.

Sensory Deprivation Tank

http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/zip/4602794955.html

Looks a little like a modded 250 gallon oil tank.

Come on you know you want it, you could put it in the living room for when company comes over and you need some alone time

What if someone got locked in there?

[odeon]

Went out with a couple of colleagues to a Chinese food place. In the middle of of it all, a woman appears out of nowhere, apparently employed by the restaurant, and starts asking us about how our evening is and goes on to suggest us to share our meals between each other.

Seriously?

[Semicolon]

Went out with a couple of colleagues to a Chinese food place. In the middle of of it all, a woman appears out of nowhere, apparently employed by the restaurant, and starts asking us about how our evening is and goes on to suggest us to share our meals between each other.

Seriously?

America is odd.

[sg1008]

In Chinese restaurants they usually serve big family portions which are usually shared.

[Parts]

The house I was working on today had their back yard completely covered with artificial turf 

[odeon]

They always come back. Well, Scrap does.

[Icequeen]

The things you see for free on Craigslist that you wish you had room for.

Sensory Deprivation Tank

http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/zip/4602794955.html

Looks a little like a modded 250 gallon oil tank.

Come on you know you want it, you could put it in the living room for when company comes over and you need some alone time

What if someone got locked in there?

Don't give me any ideas.

I want it, I really do.

[sg1008]

The things you see for free on Craigslist that you wish you had room for.

Sensory Deprivation Tank

http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/zip/4602794955.html

Looks a little like a modded 250 gallon oil tank.

Come on you know you want it, you could put it in the living room for when company comes over and you need some alone time

What if someone got locked in there?

Don't give me any ideas.

I want it, I really do.

I'd like an anechoic chamber...

[Semicolon]

The things you see for free on Craigslist that you wish you had room for.

Sensory Deprivation Tank

http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/zip/4602794955.html

Looks a little like a modded 250 gallon oil tank.

Come on you know you want it, you could put it in the living room for when company comes over and you need some alone time

What if someone got locked in there?

Don't give me any ideas.

I want it, I really do.

I'd like an anechoic chamber...

You're already crazy.

[odeon]

There was a wheelchair mix-up at the airport, just now. An elderly nun needed one but got two.

[sg1008]

There was a wheelchair mix-up at the airport, just now. An elderly nun needed one but got two.

Did you take the other one? 

[Trigger 11]

People are idiots! Oh, you said random!

[Queen Victoria]

That's one smart baby:

Parent: What does a cow say?

Baby: "Moo!"

Parent: Yes! And what does a sheep say?

Baby: "Baah!"

Parent: Yay!  And what does a pig say?

Baby: *Whistles* "Damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"

[sg1008]

That's one smart baby:

Parent: What does a cow say?

Baby: "Moo!"

Parent: Yes! And what does a sheep say?

Baby: "Baah!"

Parent: Yay!  And what does a pig say?

Baby: GET THE FUCK ON THE GROUND BEFORE I SHOOT YOU, SON!

Yup.