Random observations from your day

[Parts]

People always seem to put plants and garden stuff right where you need to.put ladders to reach the gutters

[Lestat]

My old man got me a new vacuum pump, plus some high vac pump oil for my b/day

[Queen Victoria]

My old man got me a new vacuum pump, plus some high vac pump oil for my b/day

Ah, can odeon use them?  His fingers hurt.  Or maybe Peter?

[Semicolon]

That's a different kind of OCD.

       I generally don't give a rat's ass about things being lined up neatly.

That must be why your margins keep changing. This flock of owls doesn't bother you?

 
 
   
 

That's a different kind of OCD.

       I generally don't give a rat's ass about things being lined up neatly.

Which is why I don't take you on my military inspections.  I thrill to see all the members standing at attention, ramrod straight, waiting for my approval.

Will you tap them appreciatively on their heads, if you are well pleased with the appearance?

She will rub them gently on the head, to show her approval.

[Lestat]

Use it for what?

["couldbecousin"]

  That morning antacid might not work if you wash it down with orange juice! 

[Lestat]

If you have heartburn or reflux issues, I reccomend gaviscon over traditional antacid tablets, the alginate in it coats the oesophagus and helps stop it burning if something on the menu decides it wants to fight back.

I get the stuff on my RX, used it  earlier today, after drinking a whole bottle of 'sourz', a schnapps-esque mid strength sweet flavoured spirit drink, that is, as the name predicts, sour as hell. Did the entire bottle in three big shots, and got heartburn as well as pissed, but a few swallows of gaviscon reduced that to just 'pissed'

["couldbecousin"]

  I also suspect my weight is back up to a certain point at which heartburn becomes a daily concern. 

[Queen Victoria]

Use it for what?

He has been complaining about his fingers hurting him.  I suggested he try jacking off with his toes.  A vacuum pump and pump oil would probably be better and easier.

[Lestat]

This one would tear his gonads off, or stretch them into something resembling a noodle. Or possibly, turn them inside out.

CBC-bah!, I get vicious reflux and I weigh fuck all.

["couldbecousin"]

CBC-bah!, I get vicious reflux and I weigh fuck all.

  Reflux sucks, in my case it is a sign of having reached a higher level of obesity.   

[Lestat]

In mine, I put it down to my GI system just taking a general and highly prejudiced dislike of the rest of me.

I'm rx'd gaviscon by the ton, along with ranitidine and a proton pump inhibitor, varies between pantoprazole and omeprazole, and lansoprazole has been used also, although I can't say I notice any difference between the different PPIs.

I don't think I'm at much danger from obesity. For two reasons. I've one of those metabolisms that seem to be ok with packing down as much of whatever as it takes to satisfy my appetite, and two, there never seems to be enough food here anyway.

[Parts]

There seems to be some sort of road construction or overhead wire work every block around here

[Toad]

I have found out that the ONLY way to remove the door lock mechanism on the rear side door an a land rover discovery is to take off the door top...one of the support bars for it totally blocks getting the lock out... wonderful design feature that!

[Semicolon]

CBC-bah!, I get vicious reflux and I weigh fuck all.

  Reflux sucks, in my case it is a sign of having reached a higher level of obesity.