A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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My random observation of the day is that maintenance mode is even more annoying in the mornings, and that it lasted way more than just a minute.
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Quote from: hykeaswell on March 28, 2014, 12:57:09 AMMy random observation of the day is that maintenance mode is even more annoying in the mornings, and that it lasted way more than just a minute. I like it in the morning, because that's during the dead of night in America, and I'm not inconvenienced.
Quote from: Semicolon on March 28, 2014, 05:07:54 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on March 28, 2014, 12:57:09 AMMy random observation of the day is that maintenance mode is even more annoying in the mornings, and that it lasted way more than just a minute. I like it in the morning, because that's during the dead of night in America, and I'm not inconvenienced. So...you are not American?
From another thread, Parts posted:One lug nut was on so tight I broke the stud even though I had sprayed it with PB and let it sit an hour. On the van the studs are on the rotors which were being changed anyway so it wasn't that much of a problemI'm guessing PB is peanut butter. How do you spray it? And how did you keep Max away from the PB?
Quote from: Queen Victoria on March 29, 2014, 07:46:28 AMFrom another thread, Parts posted:One lug nut was on so tight I broke the stud even though I had sprayed it with PB and let it sit an hour. On the van the studs are on the rotors which were being changed anyway so it wasn't that much of a problemI'm guessing PB is peanut butter. How do you spray it? And how did you keep Max away from the PB?I keep Max in the house when I use it so he can't eat it and spray it on with a with a pastry bag then apply the jelly from one of the squeeze bottles to the nuts from the other side PB Blaster
Quote from: Parts on March 29, 2014, 01:30:56 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on March 29, 2014, 07:46:28 AMFrom another thread, Parts posted:One lug nut was on so tight I broke the stud even though I had sprayed it with PB and let it sit an hour. On the van the studs are on the rotors which were being changed anyway so it wasn't that much of a problemI'm guessing PB is peanut butter. How do you spray it? And how did you keep Max away from the PB?I keep Max in the house when I use it so he can't eat it and spray it on with a with a pastry bag then apply the jelly from one of the squeeze bottles to the nuts from the other side PB BlasterSuch fun innuendos on the can.