Twunt: Because sometimes twat and cunt just aren't enough.
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Quote from: Semicolon on February 20, 2014, 06:17:01 AMQuote from: Jack on February 20, 2014, 05:19:41 AMQuote from: odeon on February 20, 2014, 12:33:25 AMI've given him a Stern Look. He looked a bit frightened. Why bother if he's allowed to be there?To illustrate to him why he wouldn't want to do anything that would hurt Odeon's little girl. Probably stands true for anyone. Just meaning either he's treated as welcome or he isn't.
Quote from: Jack on February 20, 2014, 05:19:41 AMQuote from: odeon on February 20, 2014, 12:33:25 AMI've given him a Stern Look. He looked a bit frightened. Why bother if he's allowed to be there?To illustrate to him why he wouldn't want to do anything that would hurt Odeon's little girl.
Quote from: odeon on February 20, 2014, 12:33:25 AMI've given him a Stern Look. He looked a bit frightened. Why bother if he's allowed to be there?
I've given him a Stern Look. He looked a bit frightened.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: Icequeen on February 20, 2014, 03:01:59 PMQuote from: odeon on February 20, 2014, 12:14:20 AMIt seems my daughter's boyfriend slept over.Soon it will be weekends...then holidays...then he'll be a fixture on the sofa eating all your crisps and calling you "dad". Mine will be 15 next month...one more year and he starts driving. Indeed. Then it will be "hey Dad Ok if I borrow the Jag?"
Quote from: odeon on February 20, 2014, 12:14:20 AMIt seems my daughter's boyfriend slept over.Soon it will be weekends...then holidays...then he'll be a fixture on the sofa eating all your crisps and calling you "dad". Mine will be 15 next month...one more year and he starts driving.
It seems my daughter's boyfriend slept over.
Never ever drink the last of the coffee in the pot.
Quote from: odeon on February 21, 2014, 01:01:33 AMNever ever drink the last of the coffee in the pot. No, because that is augur material. Now they will have to read your stomach, to tell you your fate for today.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Neighbour lady, straight across from my place, is trying to sell her house. Her husband died last year and..There's now a big sign, from some real estate agency, in her garden. Wonder what she's asking for the house.
Lots of crazy drivers on the roads today