Bot cult worships Kit. The Church of the Shit Diggers of The Constipated Holey Ass
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A stern look whilst stood in kitchen sharpening your carving knives would be good. That would put the shitters up him.
I've given him a Stern Look. He looked a bit frightened.
Quote from: odeon on February 20, 2014, 12:33:25 AMI've given him a Stern Look. He looked a bit frightened. Why bother if he's allowed to be there?
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It seems my daughter's boyfriend slept over.
Quote from: Jack on February 20, 2014, 05:19:41 AMQuote from: odeon on February 20, 2014, 12:33:25 AMI've given him a Stern Look. He looked a bit frightened. Why bother if he's allowed to be there?To illustrate to him why he wouldn't want to do anything that would hurt Odeon's little girl.
Quote from: odeon on February 20, 2014, 12:14:20 AMIt seems my daughter's boyfriend slept over.Soon it will be weekends...then holidays...then he'll be a fixture on the sofa eating all your crisps and calling you "dad". Mine will be 15 next month...one more year and he starts driving.