Random observations from your day

[Semicolon]

Not sure if this is DirtDawg's daughter, but I thought there was a commonality.

http://cheezburger.com/8014019072

Naw!

If I revealed the crush she has on the internet guy, you would wonder why I still try.  ... but maybe not. She has a mind of her own, right? I have taught her well and she is smart, right?

She is just now thirteen and fully an awesome looking woman, but she is thirteen, yet she is JUST thirteen, still she is only thirteen, though she is as yet, just thirteen, however, she is still only thirteen. 

WAIT, did I mention that she just last month turned thirteen? Well, OK, Then I am just going to stress it a bit more strongly She JUST turned thirteen. 
Why are you not listening? She just turned thirteen!  LOOK AT MEE!!She JUST turned thirteen! STOP looking at her!!

Yeah, BIG time!  I have issues. (are these Daddy issues or Daughter issues? -- I am not a psychologist. I just know I have a very large need to PROTECT my daughter from all predators.)

Back to topic:

This was NOT random. It has been ongoing for a year or so.  My daughter is incredibly beautiful and so loving and caring and trusting that she is in danger.
I worry.

 Imagine the father terror this coming year is likely to create. I would never wish upon anyone an ugly daughter, to have one this beautiful at such a young age? Seriously?

EDIT:  I am blessed with an unbelievably beautiful daughter, but I am also on watch! Finding the balance will be the most difficult part in the coming years.

Just beat the boyfriends up as a preventive measure. Tell them it's for their own good.

I have a daughter, too.

It's time to start conspicuously cleaning guns in the house.

MY dad used to DO just that...right at the kitchen table, never saying a word.

Every boyfriend I had was terrified of him.

Go with what works. Other than Lit, are there rednecks in Sweden?

['andersom']

Not sure if this is DirtDawg's daughter, but I thought there was a commonality.

http://cheezburger.com/8014019072

Naw!

If I revealed the crush she has on the internet guy, you would wonder why I still try.  ... but maybe not. She has a mind of her own, right? I have taught her well and she is smart, right?

She is just now thirteen and fully an awesome looking woman, but she is thirteen, yet she is JUST thirteen, still she is only thirteen, though she is as yet, just thirteen, however, she is still only thirteen. 

WAIT, did I mention that she just last month turned thirteen? Well, OK, Then I am just going to stress it a bit more strongly She JUST turned thirteen. 
Why are you not listening? She just turned thirteen!  LOOK AT MEE!!She JUST turned thirteen! STOP looking at her!!

Yeah, BIG time!  I have issues. (are these Daddy issues or Daughter issues? -- I am not a psychologist. I just know I have a very large need to PROTECT my daughter from all predators.)

Back to topic:

This was NOT random. It has been ongoing for a year or so.  My daughter is incredibly beautiful and so loving and caring and trusting that she is in danger.
I worry.

 Imagine the father terror this coming year is likely to create. I would never wish upon anyone an ugly daughter, to have one this beautiful at such a young age? Seriously?

EDIT:  I am blessed with an unbelievably beautiful daughter, but I am also on watch! Finding the balance will be the most difficult part in the coming years.

Just beat the boyfriends up as a preventive measure. Tell them it's for their own good.

I have a daughter, too.

It's time to start conspicuously cleaning guns in the house.

MY dad used to DO just that...right at the kitchen table, never saying a word.

Every boyfriend I had was terrified of him.

Go with what works. Other than Lit, are there rednecks in Sweden?

Are you suggesting Odeon to hire Lit to guard his daughter? 

[Semicolon]

Not sure if this is DirtDawg's daughter, but I thought there was a commonality.

http://cheezburger.com/8014019072

Naw!

If I revealed the crush she has on the internet guy, you would wonder why I still try.  ... but maybe not. She has a mind of her own, right? I have taught her well and she is smart, right?

She is just now thirteen and fully an awesome looking woman, but she is thirteen, yet she is JUST thirteen, still she is only thirteen, though she is as yet, just thirteen, however, she is still only thirteen. 

WAIT, did I mention that she just last month turned thirteen? Well, OK, Then I am just going to stress it a bit more strongly She JUST turned thirteen. 
Why are you not listening? She just turned thirteen!  LOOK AT MEE!!She JUST turned thirteen! STOP looking at her!!

Yeah, BIG time!  I have issues. (are these Daddy issues or Daughter issues? -- I am not a psychologist. I just know I have a very large need to PROTECT my daughter from all predators.)

Back to topic:

This was NOT random. It has been ongoing for a year or so.  My daughter is incredibly beautiful and so loving and caring and trusting that she is in danger.
I worry.

 Imagine the father terror this coming year is likely to create. I would never wish upon anyone an ugly daughter, to have one this beautiful at such a young age? Seriously?

EDIT:  I am blessed with an unbelievably beautiful daughter, but I am also on watch! Finding the balance will be the most difficult part in the coming years.

Just beat the boyfriends up as a preventive measure. Tell them it's for their own good.

I have a daughter, too.

It's time to start conspicuously cleaning guns in the house.

MY dad used to DO just that...right at the kitchen table, never saying a word.

Every boyfriend I had was terrified of him.

Go with what works. Other than Lit, are there rednecks in Sweden?

Are you suggesting Odeon to hire Lit to guard his daughter? 

That would be horrifying. Would you let Lit "guard" your daughters?

I'm suggesting that, if Lit had a daughter, Lit wouldn't have any problems with her boyfriends.

[DirtDawg]

So that means that lit (I call him Tig from about seven years ago. I still do. I might be the only one left from those days) could choose to buttfuck our daughters  AND their dates?


Maybe your post was not really explanatory.

I am NOT a violent man, but there are times when I must step up and "be a man"  or whatever the fuck it is called. My life has called on me a great number of times to step up and "BE THE FORCE."  No one else ever would. I had to.

Let us get past this multitude of jokes about our daughters, NOW.

[DirtDawg]

water does freeze below 32 degrees

whisky won' t freeze in a freezer.

... nor will tequila, which is my favorite.
 

["couldbecousin"]

  I never had boyfriends as a young girl, I never gave my parents reason to worry. 

[Icequeen]

  I never had boyfriends as a young girl, I never gave my parents reason to worry. 

Looking back, I should have been smart and done the same.

[Semicolon]

  I never had boyfriends as a young girl, I never gave my parents reason to worry. 

Give everyone a reason to worry now.

['andersom']

Are you suggesting Odeon to hire Lit to guard his daughter? 

That would be horrifying. Would you let Lit "guard" your daughters?

I'm suggesting that, if Lit had a daughter, Lit wouldn't have any problems with her boyfriends.

Thank you, for clearing that up for me.

[odeon]

Mine is about a month younger than yours, DD. But also a stunning beauty, with everything in the right place. Almost 13.
Half a year ago a 16 yo wanted to be her BF. Good-looking guy too. He's not the first falling for her, but, the oldest trying to date her.

So far she is smart about this. She's a tomboy, in skirts, a kid and she knows she is a kid. Just one that looks like Audrey Hepburn.

I feel like offering you empathy, but, I am more inclined to offer you hope and let you know that for all MY anxiety, I am pretty sure we (me AND you AND Odeon) have done our best for our beautiful daughters and that they are fully equipped to make rational (read as: Grown Up) choices.

 

Oh, I hope so. God I hope so.

[odeon]

Not sure if this is DirtDawg's daughter, but I thought there was a commonality.

http://cheezburger.com/8014019072

Naw!

If I revealed the crush she has on the internet guy, you would wonder why I still try.  ... but maybe not. She has a mind of her own, right? I have taught her well and she is smart, right?

She is just now thirteen and fully an awesome looking woman, but she is thirteen, yet she is JUST thirteen, still she is only thirteen, though she is as yet, just thirteen, however, she is still only thirteen. 

WAIT, did I mention that she just last month turned thirteen? Well, OK, Then I am just going to stress it a bit more strongly She JUST turned thirteen. 
Why are you not listening? She just turned thirteen!  LOOK AT MEE!!She JUST turned thirteen! STOP looking at her!!

Yeah, BIG time!  I have issues. (are these Daddy issues or Daughter issues? -- I am not a psychologist. I just know I have a very large need to PROTECT my daughter from all predators.)

Back to topic:

This was NOT random. It has been ongoing for a year or so.  My daughter is incredibly beautiful and so loving and caring and trusting that she is in danger.
I worry.

 Imagine the father terror this coming year is likely to create. I would never wish upon anyone an ugly daughter, to have one this beautiful at such a young age? Seriously?

EDIT:  I am blessed with an unbelievably beautiful daughter, but I am also on watch! Finding the balance will be the most difficult part in the coming years.

Just beat the boyfriends up as a preventive measure. Tell them it's for their own good.

I have a daughter, too.

It's time to start conspicuously cleaning guns in the house.

MY dad used to DO just that...right at the kitchen table, never saying a word.

Every boyfriend I had was terrified of him.

Now you know why.

[odeon]

Not sure if this is DirtDawg's daughter, but I thought there was a commonality.

http://cheezburger.com/8014019072

Naw!

If I revealed the crush she has on the internet guy, you would wonder why I still try.  ... but maybe not. She has a mind of her own, right? I have taught her well and she is smart, right?

She is just now thirteen and fully an awesome looking woman, but she is thirteen, yet she is JUST thirteen, still she is only thirteen, though she is as yet, just thirteen, however, she is still only thirteen. 

WAIT, did I mention that she just last month turned thirteen? Well, OK, Then I am just going to stress it a bit more strongly She JUST turned thirteen. 
Why are you not listening? She just turned thirteen!  LOOK AT MEE!!She JUST turned thirteen! STOP looking at her!!

Yeah, BIG time!  I have issues. (are these Daddy issues or Daughter issues? -- I am not a psychologist. I just know I have a very large need to PROTECT my daughter from all predators.)

Back to topic:

This was NOT random. It has been ongoing for a year or so.  My daughter is incredibly beautiful and so loving and caring and trusting that she is in danger.
I worry.

 Imagine the father terror this coming year is likely to create. I would never wish upon anyone an ugly daughter, to have one this beautiful at such a young age? Seriously?

EDIT:  I am blessed with an unbelievably beautiful daughter, but I am also on watch! Finding the balance will be the most difficult part in the coming years.

Just beat the boyfriends up as a preventive measure. Tell them it's for their own good.

I have a daughter, too.

It's time to start conspicuously cleaning guns in the house.

MY dad used to DO just that...right at the kitchen table, never saying a word.

Every boyfriend I had was terrified of him.

Go with what works. Other than Lit, are there rednecks in Sweden?

Up north, sure.

[DirtDawg]

Interesting. Our rednecks are most commonly concentrated in the south.

 

[odeon]

The population density is lower in the north, plus, they are more untroubled by modern inventions.

[Queen Victoria]

Elf, elves
Dwarf, dwarfs