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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #1995 on: January 11, 2014, 01:13:38 PM »
New woman in the house next door has an awful voice. Didn't know there was a new batch of neighbours already, but just heard an unfamiliar voice speak loudly in an ugly tone. Maybe it isn't part of a batch of new neighbours, maybe my male neighbour is dating.

The house next door (the one that the mother paid to have our house spruced up) went to act of sale yesterday.  I met the new owner.  He lives about 3 streets away, is single, in his 60's and has a boat.  I'm not sure how I feel about his boat.  I'll have to see if he fishes and whether he'll give me some fish.

  Remind him that all the fish belong to you already, since you are Queen! :queenie: :fish:

I thought the fish belonged to Squiddy.
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #1996 on: January 11, 2014, 01:17:53 PM »
New woman in the house next door has an awful voice. Didn't know there was a new batch of neighbours already, but just heard an unfamiliar voice speak loudly in an ugly tone. Maybe it isn't part of a batch of new neighbours, maybe my male neighbour is dating.

The house next door (the one that the mother paid to have our house spruced up) went to act of sale yesterday.  I met the new owner.  He lives about 3 streets away, is single, in his 60's and has a boat.  I'm not sure how I feel about his boat.  I'll have to see if he fishes and whether he'll give me some fish.

  Remind him that all the fish belong to you already, since you are Queen! :queenie: :fish:

I thought the fish belonged to Squiddy.

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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #1997 on: January 11, 2014, 02:33:24 PM »
The Weeble posted. :P

  Even after my recent slump, my post-per-day average is still more than 4x yours.  :P

I'm just surprised that you're still unscrambled. :P I was worried that you had defected to Wrong Planet. :zoinks:

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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #1998 on: January 11, 2014, 05:22:22 PM »
I think the Saints song needs to be reworded:

Oh when the Saints,
Oh when the Saints,
Oh when the Saints come crawling home.
Some idiot will still love them
When the Saints come crawling home.

They lost the game,
They lost the game,
They lost the game without even trying
Some idiot will still love them,
Simply because they are the Saints.
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #1999 on: January 11, 2014, 06:21:37 PM »
I think the Saints song needs to be reworded:

Oh when the Saints,
Oh when the Saints,
Oh when the Saints come crawling home.
Some idiot will still love them
When the Saints come crawling home.

They lost the game,
They lost the game,
They lost the game without even trying
Some idiot will still love them,
Simply because they are the Saints.

That was very touching. :P
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2000 on: January 11, 2014, 07:16:51 PM »
I think the Saints song needs to be reworded:

Oh when the Saints,
Oh when the Saints,
Oh when the Saints come crawling home.
Some idiot will still love them
When the Saints come crawling home.

They lost the game,
They lost the game,
They lost the game without even trying
Some idiot will still love them,
Simply because they are the Saints.

That was very touching. :P

Unfortunately they rarely touched the Seahawks and when they did it was inappropriate and they were penalized.
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2001 on: January 11, 2014, 07:19:56 PM »
I think the Saints song needs to be reworded:

Oh when the Saints,
Oh when the Saints,
Oh when the Saints come crawling home.
Some idiot will still love them
When the Saints come crawling home.

They lost the game,
They lost the game,
They lost the game without even trying
Some idiot will still love them,
Simply because they are the Saints.

That was very touching. :P

Unfortunately they rarely touched the Seahawks and when they did it was inappropriate and they were penalized.

Inappropriate touching in football is :viking:. :P
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2002 on: January 11, 2014, 08:40:37 PM »
Our Christmas tree has no balls.
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2003 on: January 11, 2014, 08:52:03 PM »
Our Christmas tree has no balls.
You still haz tree?

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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2004 on: January 12, 2014, 03:16:36 AM »
Daughter's boyfriend spent the night here, I discovered when making coffee this morning.

You found him sitting at the table for breakfast?

I found him and my daughter emptying the fridge when I was about to make coffee.
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2005 on: January 12, 2014, 09:44:15 AM »
The Weeble posted. :P

  Even after my recent slump, my post-per-day average is still more than 4x yours.  :P

I'm just surprised that you're still unscrambled. :P I was worried that you had defected to Wrong Planet. :zoinks:

  WP has an ugly color scheme and about a billion members, not cool.  :P

So all it takes to remain Weeble-free is an ugly color scheme? :trollface:

Now that we're all here, :grouphug:.

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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2006 on: January 12, 2014, 10:07:55 AM »
The Weeble posted. :P

  Even after my recent slump, my post-per-day average is still more than 4x yours.  :P

I'm just surprised that you're still unscrambled. :P I was worried that you had defected to Wrong Planet. :zoinks:

  WP has an ugly color scheme and about a billion members, not cool.  :P

So all it takes to remain Weeble-free is an ugly color scheme? :trollface:

Now that we're all here, :grouphug:.

  Ain't scared of your virtual hug.  :P   I am here to stay!  Just like Skelth!

The group hug is a talisman to ward off autistic toys on I2. :orly:

You are here to stay, but you aren't :hamsterwheel:. :P
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2007 on: January 12, 2014, 10:13:18 AM »
  I am posting but I need :coffee: and music to be at my best!
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2008 on: January 12, 2014, 03:17:26 PM »
Today is Prince Albert's 72nd birthday.  He's asked us to ignore it, which we are.  Silly man, doesn't like being old.
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2009 on: January 12, 2014, 04:41:18 PM »
Today is Prince Albert's 72nd birthday.  He's asked us to ignore it, which we are.  Silly man, doesn't like being old.

Half way the very full number of 144.
He may have you ignoring his BD, and that is fine, as long as he is willing to celebrate sharing so much of his time and life with you, no matter what day it is.
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