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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #3870 on: January 07, 2020, 09:29:29 AM »
Okay we need to vote him off the island. So annoying.

I thought I'd just pee on him. :zoinks:
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #3871 on: January 07, 2020, 10:00:17 AM »
Your poor office janitors.
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #3872 on: January 07, 2020, 02:32:26 PM »
 :lol1:

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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #3873 on: January 08, 2020, 12:24:17 AM »
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #3874 on: January 08, 2020, 01:11:30 AM »
We've had a few changes to the staffing where I work, more "offshore" resources being brought in on temporary visas for specific pieces of work.

Not so much peeing on territorial boundaries. Unless "territorial boundaries" is a euphemism for dunny seats and bathroom floors? These guys are definitely of the "if it's yellow, let it mellow, if it's brown, flush it down" school of flushing too. Although not all that strict on the latter. 
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #3875 on: January 08, 2020, 01:30:26 AM »
I'm a janitor part-time in one of the biggest multipurpose stores in the country, I have to clean the restrooms even when there is shit and piss everywhere... Sure I would gag like a drama queen for about a couple minutes, yet I got used to doing so much that my DQ tendencies have decreased by 30 seconds.


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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #3876 on: January 30, 2020, 04:56:36 PM »
Saw a V-22 Osprey fly over while out walking the dog
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #3877 on: January 30, 2020, 10:14:41 PM »
It was that annoying temperature where the sidewalks are too clear to take the cub out on a sled, but it's too cold and snowy everywhere else to take out the umbrella stroller.
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #3878 on: February 12, 2020, 08:04:14 PM »
Why do my kids end up having a crisis, both on the same day? It would work better for me if we could space these things out. Holy blowing up my phone, Batman
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #3879 on: February 12, 2020, 10:27:52 PM »
Crises always come in bunches.  :LOL:
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #3880 on: February 12, 2020, 11:45:23 PM »
Crises always come in bunches.  :LOL:
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #3881 on: February 13, 2020, 04:21:07 AM »
Crises are like dustbunnies. They like flocking together.
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #3882 on: February 13, 2020, 11:47:15 AM »
It's 18:46. Haven't had dinner yet. Crises are like dust bunnies. Can I go to bed now?
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #3883 on: February 13, 2020, 03:15:12 PM »
It's 3:14pm

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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #3884 on: February 13, 2020, 08:40:18 PM »
Put me in the crisis boat too.
 
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