How would you know about menopausal anything miss K....your about 30 years too early from the look of you. Either that or your a 'vintage wine' ager rather than a 'cheese' ager. The former get older, more precious and more tempting to do things involving one's mouth, to. The other gets older, stinkier and probably moldy:P
Pics I've seen I could have taken you for mid-late 20s. If it wasn't for your having kids AND a brain I'd have thought that the case.