She can yank my robe off if she wants to keep warm any day. All she'd need do is remind me to take the H pipes out of my pocket, as some have sharp spade-shaped tips for loading the pipes by digging them into a vial of dipromorphine base and then toking away post melting with a lighter, plus said DPM unless of course she'd like a toke, I'd be more than willing to share, after all, she IS royalty:)
Plus my E-cig, a blister strip of the hated gabapentin I must currently still take, my mobile phone and wallet. Plus digital camera, some guava juice (which again I'd gladly share with her royal beautifulness:), some candies, again sharable, and my wallet since I need my debit card right now to get me some calcium metal, or possibly either lithium metal or IF I can find some, I really need some palladium catalysts, some affordable mercuric chloride, there is some on ebay but its all too expensive for me right now until I am again paid, some pyridine, more acetone, isopropanol, anhydrous non-denatured EtOH for making ether, some conc. sulfuric and nitric acids, plus I've currently got a bunch of borosilicate glass tubing, some glass pippettes and a jar full of my much liked dipropionyl heroin, two syringes and a few spare needles. I'd happily share my gear with such a lovely gal, but given that ONE toke from a properly loaded pipe was enough to whack me to the ground even with a hefty tolerance, I'd have to show her how much to dose.
Then...THEN, she can ohmygodplease, rip my robe off of me, I'd be sure to take my shirt off first, then put the robe back on:P Because A-I wouldn't want her to be in the slightest bit too cold, and B-I'd so love her to rip my top off and wrap up all snuggly warm in it, as I'm wearing currently, on my top just a grey shirt, a counterfeit brand name top I got for a couple million lira in turkey (about £2 or so) that now is heavily covered in..err..I think it might be sodium bicarbonate, possibly caustic soda but I don't think so else it would have eaten a hole through said shirt. And other than that, just my robe. Although I'd prefer she gave me a moment's warning so I can take off the tie that goes round the back/front to tie like a belt, since I use it as a tourniquet at times. Then she can rip off anything I'm wearing whatsoever:)
