A skeleton walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, “I’d like a beer and a mop.”
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Quote from: odeon on June 29, 2014, 02:13:44 AMAwfully quiet here. That's because everyone is in church, as they should be on a Sunday. See?
Awfully quiet here.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 29, 2014, 08:51:17 AMQuote from: odeon on June 29, 2014, 02:13:44 AMAwfully quiet here. That's because everyone is in church, as they should be on a Sunday. See? Where is the Moomin? Did he forget?
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
As I've observed here before, mosquitoes generally leave me alone. Just today I killed two in my apartment, both empty of blood (well, one left a slight pink smear) ... and at least one of them was in the apartment yesterday. In all that time, it didn't bite me. Cool. Maybe I smell bad to mosquitoes!
Maybe the mosquitoes obsess about OCD meds.
I LOVE this song, have been listening obsessively for hours! Also, I think Adam Lambert would sing the HELL out of it, I'd love to hear him try!
I don't know whether to post about what I did yesterday, what I did today, or what I will do tomorrow. That's because at this hour I really don't know whether it is yesterday, today, or tomorrow! I'm screwed!
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 02, 2014, 12:06:37 AM I LOVE this song, have been listening obsessively for hours! Also, I think Adam Lambert would sing the HELL out of it, I'd love to hear him try!Are you trying to find a date in a bar?