Random observations from your day

["couldbecousin"]

The weatherman on WTNH in the morning is annoying

  That reminds me of the traffic reporter on one of the Boston radio stations.
   His name is Major Dick.  Really.  "That's the a.m. traffic report, I'm Major Dick."   

["couldbecousin"]

  My new crowns make my front teeth too dull for lip-biting, which is a good thing. 

[sg1008]

A steady diet (over a series of hours) of corn chips and cranberry juice, followed with a dab of sauerkraut, gives you stinky gas, but not necessarily painful gas. And not deathly stinky, just momentarily stinky.

[P7PSP]

A steady diet (over a series of hours) of corn chips and cranberry juice, followed with a dab of sauerkraut, gives you stinky gas, but not necessarily painful gas. And not deathly stinky, just momentarily stinky.

Next time eat some kim chi before the corn chips, sauerkraut and cranberry juice. 

[El-Presidente]

Welcome to our country!!!Tenjooberrymuds : Must read

I was recently in Vancouver and decided to learn the Chinese language, so I could understand the check-outs at McDonalds. 

My next move is to learn Indian, so I can understand my  doctors and the person that answers the phone when I have a warranty problem.
Yep, by the time you read this, You too will be able to understand the 1st line.
"TENJOOBERRYMUDS"... (first line)

In order to continue getting-by in  Canada(our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following  conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".

With a little patience, you 'll be able to fit right in.
Now, here goes...

The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and call room-service somewhere in the good old  Canada today.......

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: "  Rye   . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I 'd like to order bacon and eggs.."

Room Service: "Ow July den?"

Guest: ".....What??"

Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... Pryed, boyud, poochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

Guest: "I... Don 't think so."

RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don 't know what 'judo wan sahn toes ' means."

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I 've got it! You were saying 'toast '...   Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We bodder?"

Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that 's everything."

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ....  Rye  ??"

Guest: "Whatever you say.."

RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."

Guest: "You 're welcome"

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS ' ".......and you do, don 't you!


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When I saw this one it was about Australia, works for both though!

[skyblue1]

Annette Funicello ( my first crush ) has died

[Queen Victoria]

Annette Funicello ( my first crush ) has died

She was a favorite of both boys and girls back then.  I remember reading a juvenile (auto)biography of her.  It said that when her parents were relocating the family and driving to California she had chickenpox, which had to be miserable when you're traveling.

["couldbecousin"]

Annette Funicello ( my first crush ) has died

  I just read that.    At least she is not suffering anymore from the MS.

['andersom']

Today I got a new thing to worry about.
And, the worst thing is, it will happen to me while I sleep. 
It will affect me.

It will take away my confidence.

I will be an abomination when I wake.






Today I found out my cleavage vertically wrinkles overnight. And that that is a humongous problem.
Of course I have informed my daughters and female friends about this disaster.

There is a solution, but I cannot get it in time for this very night.




Fuck you, I am not going to wear an anti wrinkle bra during the nights. A bra is inconvenient enough during the day, but does have enough benefits to wear it. No way I am going to give up my time in the nude between the sheets because Ellen Degeneres beauty experts don't want to see wrinkled cleavages.

['andersom']

Oh, for those of you insecure enough, or hating wrinkles enough, to try this Dutch invention (yeah, that does make me so proud... ), here it is:


It leaves the breasts uncovered. So, who knows, it may be THE feature during lovemaking. 

[Parts]

I drove just over 200 miles today and saw a lot more trucks  broken down than usual

[Queen Victoria]

Oh, for those of you insecure enough, or hating wrinkles enough, to try this Dutch invention (yeah, that does make me so proud... ), here it is:


It leaves the breasts uncovered. So, who knows, it may be THE feature during lovemaking. 

more foolishness.

[McGiver]

My dad said that he used to masturbate to Annette Funacello.

[sg1008]

I never knew who Annette Funacello was until she died.

["couldbecousin"]

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