Why did the redneck cross the road?He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken
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That thing in your photo isn't phallic?
Quote from: Jack on April 07, 2011, 04:51:04 PMThat thing in your photo isn't phallic? hmm, well maybe vaguely. It's only like 3 inches though, and flat on top.
Try not to "tip" over!
Quote from: eris on April 07, 2011, 06:48:41 PMQuote from: Jack on April 07, 2011, 04:51:04 PMThat thing in your photo isn't phallic? hmm, well maybe vaguely. It's only like 3 inches though, and flat on top.Here's something you could try, eris. "Ride" a guy riding one of those tiny motorbikes, like the one I posted a picture of! Try not to "tip" over!
I like to use duct tape. you know it comes in all kinds of patterns and colors ? Cant put it directly on the skin though, that is what the plastic wrap is for.
Quote from: eris on April 07, 2011, 07:22:45 PMI like to use duct tape. you know it comes in all kinds of patterns and colors ? Cant put it directly on the skin though, that is what the plastic wrap is for. Why not? I thought you like to torture!
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.