This one might just be the worse country song ever recorded. I used to want to reach in the radio with a baseball bat and hit Red Sovine. ![Angry >:(](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/angry.gif)
OK...I just listened to the whole thing...there are so many kinds of wrong in that song.
"I took my turn riding Teddy Bear"?
Sounds like a bunch of devo truckers hanging out at a little boys house. I was waiting for the chorus.
You win.