A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
I have family in Liverpool
Quote from: bodie on March 29, 2014, 12:50:21 PMI have family in Liverpool Any of them named John, Paul, George or Ringo?
Dozens injured, two seriously, in I-290 pileup in Worcester MORE THAN 70 CARS, 3 TRACTOR-TRAILERSLinkThinking it's not a bad thing CBC doesn't drive
And ignorant fatty fat Americans - of course
All the coffee drinkers here:My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.