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« Reply #15 on: April 03, 2011, 08:40:36 PM »


I would actually love to own a church. Convert it into a house for myself and use the organ to piss off everyone. :zoinks:


And have premarital sex right on the altar.

I could put all the crosses upside down and graft hilariously huge genitals onto the statues.

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« Reply #16 on: April 03, 2011, 08:43:53 PM »
I would actually love to own a church. Convert it into a house for myself and use the organ to piss off everyone. :zoinks:

I have worked on ones being converted to residences before including a very large one turned into condos right near Yale.  The stained glass was beautiful though some were too religious to have in a bedroom for my tastes
Once saw one of those home shows with a church converted to home. It was nice.

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« Reply #17 on: April 04, 2011, 05:07:58 AM »


I would actually love to own a church. Convert it into a house for myself and use the organ to piss off everyone. :zoinks:


And have premarital sex right on the altar.

Okay, now that is hot and now I feel awful because my Dad is a High Priest. I tell ya, it's always the Preachers kid that you have watch out for  :zoinks:

 :lol:

It would be better if I had gay premarital sex with someone on the altar , god'd probably strike me down afterwards though  :zoinks:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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« Reply #18 on: April 04, 2011, 10:18:31 AM »


I would actually love to own a church. Convert it into a house for myself and use the organ to piss off everyone. :zoinks:


And have premarital sex right on the altar.

Okay, now that is hot and now I feel awful because my Dad is a High Priest. I tell ya, it's always the Preachers kid that you have watch out for  :zoinks:

 :lol:

It would be better if I had gay premarital sex with someone on the altar , god'd probably strike me down afterwards though  :zoinks:

You could go further. Replace the holy water with large containers of lube, and have a gay orgy on the altar WHILE USING CONDOMS. That'll really piss God off.  >:D
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« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2011, 11:00:25 AM »


I would actually love to own a church. Convert it into a house for myself and use the organ to piss off everyone. :zoinks:


And have premarital sex right on the altar.

Okay, now that is hot and now I feel awful because my Dad is a High Priest. I tell ya, it's always the Preachers kid that you have watch out for  :zoinks:

 :lol:

It would be better if I had gay premarital sex with someone on the altar , god'd probably strike me down afterwards though  :zoinks:

You could go further. Replace the holy water with large containers of lube, and have a gay orgy on the altar WHILE USING CONDOMS. That'll really piss God off.  >:D

 :orly:

I like your thinking. :zoinks:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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« Reply #20 on: April 04, 2011, 11:25:35 AM »
I am proposing "Intensity's Law". 

This is the theory that any topic posted on I2 will devolve, within 4 pages, into a fight, anal sex, or a fight about anal sex.  :anal: :vader:

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« Reply #21 on: April 04, 2011, 11:28:35 AM »
I am proposing "Intensity's Law". 

This is the theory that any topic posted on I2 will devolve, within 4 pages, into a fight, anal sex, or a fight about anal sex.  :anal: :vader:

You forgot the pro-gun versus the anti-gun discussion.

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« Reply #22 on: April 04, 2011, 11:29:18 AM »
I am proposing "Intensity's Law". 

This is the theory that any topic posted on I2 will devolve, within 4 pages, into a fight, anal sex, or a fight about anal sex.  :anal: :vader:

You forgot the pro-gun versus the anti-gun discussion.

That usually ends as a fight doesn't it? ;)

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« Reply #23 on: April 04, 2011, 12:23:26 PM »
One of the bars my ex considered buying (before he bought his) was an old church converted into a bar...they had a huge dance floor where the pews used to be, the bar was located where the altar was, and they had the sound & light effects for dances set up in the balcony above the doors.

It was pretty cool, the location sucked ass though. :thumbdn:

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« Reply #24 on: April 04, 2011, 12:30:50 PM »
I am proposing "Intensity's Law". 

This is the theory that any topic posted on I2 will devolve, within 4 pages, into a fight, anal sex, or a fight about anal sex.  :anal: :vader:

You're forgetting the eventuality where I post a naked picture of Peaguy :green:

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« Reply #25 on: April 04, 2011, 01:48:15 PM »
I am proposing "Intensity's Law". 

This is the theory that any topic posted on I2 will devolve, within 4 pages, into a fight, anal sex, or a fight about anal sex.  :anal: :vader:

You're forgetting the eventuality where I post a naked picture of Peaguy :green:

:rofl: oh well , at least it's better than your appalachia fetish  :zoinks:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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« Reply #26 on: April 04, 2011, 02:53:04 PM »
I am proposing "Intensity's Law".  

This is the theory that any topic posted on I2 will devolve, within 4 pages, into a fight, anal sex, or a fight about anal sex.  :anal: :vader:

You forgot the pro-gun versus the anti-gun discussion.

That usually ends as a fight doesn't it? ;)

Yes, but those don't usually last long since only one side is well-armed.

:litigious: :tooledup: :vader: :lurk: :flamer: :jedi: :flames: :explode:

versus
:slap: :roses: :kumbaya:

 :LMAO:

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« Reply #27 on: April 04, 2011, 03:11:02 PM »
I am proposing "Intensity's Law".  

This is the theory that any topic posted on I2 will devolve, within 4 pages, into a fight, anal sex, or a fight about anal sex.  :anal: :vader:

You forgot the pro-gun versus the anti-gun discussion.

That usually ends as a fight doesn't it? ;)

Yes, but those don't usually last long since only one side is well-armed.

:litigious: :tooledup: :vader: :lurk: :flamer: :jedi: :flames: :explode:

versus
:slap: :roses: :kumbaya:

 :LMAO:

The American side!  :snowman:

 :swords: :arrr: :litigious: :tooledup: :bratac: :viking:
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« Reply #28 on: April 04, 2011, 04:17:35 PM »
I am proposing "Intensity's Law".  

This is the theory that any topic posted on I2 will devolve, within 4 pages, into a fight, anal sex, or a fight about anal sex.  :anal: :vader:

You forgot the pro-gun versus the anti-gun discussion.

That usually ends as a fight doesn't it? ;)

Yes, but those don't usually last long since only one side is well-armed.

:litigious: :tooledup: :vader: :lurk: :flamer: :jedi: :flames: :explode:

versus
:slap: :roses: :kumbaya:

 :LMAO:

The American side!  :snowman:

 :swords: :arrr: :litigious: :tooledup: :bratac: :viking:

You're correct , the cholestrol in your food is enough to kill anything  :zoinks:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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« Reply #29 on: April 04, 2011, 04:19:56 PM »
Yeah all they gotta do is sit their fat ass on us and we're fucked :emosad: