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DukeNukem

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« on: April 03, 2011, 02:20:24 PM »
I saw a signature at another forum that made me LMFAO...

Christianity losing its erection:


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« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2011, 04:10:15 PM »
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!1111
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« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2011, 04:13:41 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2011, 04:13:56 PM »
Does Christianity actually have  an erection?   :chin:
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« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2011, 04:29:17 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 03, 2011, 04:13:56 PM
Does Christianity actually have  an erection?   :chin:

Can an idea have a penis?  :scratchhead:
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« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2011, 04:30:36 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on April 03, 2011, 04:29:17 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 03, 2011, 04:13:56 PM
Does Christianity actually have  an erection?   :chin:

Can an idea have a penis?  :scratchhead:

with the invention of sharpies, everything can have a penis.
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2011, 04:32:18 PM »
Church burnings are hilarious.  I'm not a Christian, so I think that making light of property damage and loss suffered by people I disagree with is perfectly natural and not at all indicative of a serious personality flaw.   :asthing:
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« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2011, 04:35:26 PM »
Chrurches are actually beautiful buildings

Old ones that is. Not tacky "new" ones built in the 70s or something
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« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2011, 04:35:56 PM »
And yes christianity does have a penis. A fucking huge one shoved right up its ass!!!
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« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2011, 04:55:34 PM »
wait a second, i was just thinking.... christians say god is in every thing and every one dont they? soooo if god is in everything and everyone does that not mean god is god which ever one you believe in, which means they are all the same which in turn means that it does not matter which religion you follow your still following a set of rules put down by god and if you follow them you will go to heaven and thus you dont have to specifically follow christianity? that is unless gods do not count towards "Everything"


EPIPHANY!!! THAT COULD MEAN THAT THE RELIGIONS WITH MULTIPLE GODS COULD REPRESENT THE SINGULAR GODS EMOTIONS... or... EVEN THAT GOD IS A SCHIZOPHRENIC  AND THERE ALL HIS MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES! :D
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2011, 05:09:24 PM »
I would actually love to own a church. Convert it into a house for myself and use the organ to piss off everyone. :zoinks:
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« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2011, 05:15:58 PM »
I would start my own cult and live in luxury with slave followers at my disposal. Problem is, I have too much of a conscience to do that. :(
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« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2011, 05:20:38 PM »
Quote from: Schleed on April 03, 2011, 05:09:24 PM
I would actually love to own a church. Convert it into a house for myself and use the organ to piss off everyone. :zoinks:

I have worked on ones being converted to residences before including a very large one turned into condos right near Yale.  The stained glass was beautiful though some were too religious to have in a bedroom for my tastes
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« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2011, 06:08:53 PM »


Quote from: Schleed on April 03, 2011, 05:09:24 PM
I would actually love to own a church. Convert it into a house for myself and use the organ to piss off everyone. :zoinks:


And have premarital sex right on the altar.
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« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2011, 06:15:11 PM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on April 03, 2011, 06:08:53 PM


Quote from: Schleed on April 03, 2011, 05:09:24 PM
I would actually love to own a church. Convert it into a house for myself and use the organ to piss off everyone. :zoinks:


And have premarital sex right on the altar.

Okay, now that is hot and now I feel awful because my Dad is a High Priest. I tell ya, it's always the Preachers kid that you have watch out for  :zoinks:
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