I reveal my true identity.

[DukeNukem]

I just escaped the mental institution. I stole an employee's car and drove back to my house, which hasn't been sold yet, thankfully. Everything is still there, including my "souvenirs". I don't have much time, the police are after me, I've gotta go fuck some pigs NOW!!!

[midlifeaspie]

[Icequeen]

 

[DukeNukem]

Yeah, that's grampa for ya. When he's not fucking pigs, he's fucking the inflatable ones. But unlike me, he likes to dress in women's clothing.

My grampa always tells stories about how he fucked a mama-bear and she gave birth to my dad, who in return, fucked a warthog and gave birth to me.

If that's the case, then I am truly the real manbearpig!

[midlifeaspie]

If that's the case, then I am truly the real manbearpig!

I haven't heard that term before.  Do you go for twinks or cubs or just the pigs?

[Al Swearegen]

Well done Pentagram. I thought you had sunk to the depths of boring retarded posting and then you dig a little deeper in your soul and out more fail bleeds

[odeon]

What soul?

[RageBeoulve]

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

[Squidusa]

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

Is that a real guy?
If so I think I should introduce myself...

Guys meet "Laura" 

[RageBeoulve]

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

Is that a real guy?
If so I think I should introduce myself...

Guys meet "Laura" 

Its an old recurring internet meme. Dukes unfunny gesture just reminded me of it.

[Squidusa]

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

Is that a real guy?
If so I think I should introduce myself...

Guys meet "Laura" 

Its an old recurring internet meme. Dukes unfunny gesture just reminded me of it.

Shame , he looks like a funny target to "trap" 

[RageBeoulve]

Nah, that guys just a really old meme now. Theres been variations of it done in just about every way you can think of. Rose and the doctor, megaman and dr robotnik, Luke and his sister, etc.

[Squidusa]

Nah, that guys just a really old meme now. Theres been variations of it done in just about every way you can think of. Rose and the doctor, megaman and dr robotnik, Luke and his sister, etc.

Damn , I reckon if I did what I did with Rzor to him it would have been far more entertaining. Le sigh.