Ever since I have registered here, I have used false names and pictures of myself. Some of you might know me as Andrew or that retarded fat snaggletoothed 19 year old kid who showed his mantits to ya'll. Well, that is false. My real name is John Thomas and in my avatar is a real picture of myself. Handsome guy, eh? Well, your accusations of me buggering hogs are true. But that's only a small part of my story. 5 years ago, I was released from prison on child sexual abuse related charges, I was put on the national sexual offender registry, and I'm still on probation. Since I couldn't just go out by myself anymore, I had to find a way to satisfy myself. But in the remote area where I am, there were no children, but there was a farm nearby, so one night, I sneaked out of my house and into the farm. One thing led to another and I was in the pig pen. The sight of pigs' tight, fat, dirty asses with that cute little corked tail just above the anus turned me on far harder than any brat's flat ass. I took off my clothes and started fucking one of the hogs in the ass. But first, I put an apple in its mouth. You see, I love apples and I carry some with me whenever I go somewhere. I came in the hog's anus and snuck back to my house, washing my body and my clothes. I kept on doing that during nights until I got caught one morning by one of the people on the farm. I was going to stab him with my knife, but he had his gun pointed at me. If I moved, I would have been dead. The police were called and when I had my trial for violating my probation, I pleaded insanity, and was committed into a mental institution. I'm still there. This is where I really am typing this from. I have Internet privileges. My favorite food is pork. Because it reminds me of pigs. And I love masturbating to the Muppets show because of Ms. Piggy. I can't get enough pig porn! Someone please post some good pig porn!
