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Re: i just found a cell phone
« Reply #15 on: October 30, 2006, 01:56:07 PM »
Okay. If You use it better get everything wiped then. If You set it up to use You will have to go to cingular one to set up a new number for You.
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Re: i just found a cell phone
« Reply #16 on: October 30, 2006, 05:53:27 PM »
A friend of mine swears she knows someone who found Jimmy Buffet's cell phone.  Apparently it had the president's number on it.  They thought the number was a joke till the FBI actually came to their house and was ripping shit apart.  Then they were pretty sure it was real.  Obviously, they surrendered the phone.
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Re: i just found a cell phone
« Reply #17 on: October 30, 2006, 06:24:52 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on October 30, 2006, 05:53:27 PM
A friend of mine swears she knows someone who found Jimmy Buffet's cell phone.  Apparently it had the president's number on it.  They thought the number was a joke till the FBI actually came to their house and was ripping shit apart.  Then they were pretty sure it was real.  Obviously, they surrendered the phone.

oh shit...
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Re: i just found a cell phone
« Reply #18 on: October 30, 2006, 07:28:26 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on October 30, 2006, 05:53:27 PM
A friend of mine swears she knows someone who found Jimmy Buffet's cell phone.  Apparently it had the president's number on it.  They thought the number was a joke till the FBI actually came to their house and was ripping shit apart.  Then they were pretty sure it was real.  Obviously, they surrendered the phone.
hahahaha
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Re: i just found a cell phone
« Reply #19 on: October 30, 2006, 09:42:27 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on October 30, 2006, 05:53:27 PM
A friend of mine swears she knows someone who found Jimmy Buffet's cell phone.  Apparently it had the president's number on it.  They thought the number was a joke till the FBI actually came to their house and was ripping shit apart.  Then they were pretty sure it was real.  Obviously, they surrendered the phone.
That would be one hell of a thing to go through.
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Re: i just found a cell phone
« Reply #20 on: October 31, 2006, 08:26:45 AM »
Can we see the pics?
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Re: i just found a cell phone
« Reply #21 on: October 31, 2006, 08:39:56 AM »
yes.  it was a plant by government officials.  they are just waiting for you to screw up.

so this is what i suggest.

download the pictures and post them here.  then, send the phone to westerly Rhode Island c/o fluorescent Jokes.
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Re: i just found a cell phone
« Reply #22 on: October 31, 2006, 10:37:07 AM »
Yeah I would like to see the pictures of her too. ;D
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Re: i just found a cell phone
« Reply #23 on: October 31, 2006, 11:48:29 AM »
Quote from: kevv729 on October 31, 2006, 10:37:07 AM
Yeah I would like to see the pictures of her too. ;D

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mmm hmm

Anyone want to tutor Richard on how to do that and walk him through it?
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Re: i just found a cell phone
« Reply #24 on: October 31, 2006, 12:03:38 PM »
funny thing is the person forgot to drop the charger and all those little cords that connect to the computer so i can download them
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Re: i just found a cell phone
« Reply #25 on: October 31, 2006, 12:17:15 PM »
Quote from: richard on October 31, 2006, 12:03:38 PM
funny thing is the person forgot to drop the charger and all those little cords that connect to the computer so i can download them

  :laugh:
Some people are just inconsiderate when they lose stuff aren't they?
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Re: i just found a cell phone
« Reply #26 on: October 31, 2006, 12:27:34 PM »
yes :laugh:
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Re: i just found a cell phone
« Reply #27 on: October 31, 2006, 12:30:45 PM »
you mean you don't have all that stuff just laying around, left over from other adventures.
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Re: i just found a cell phone
« Reply #28 on: October 31, 2006, 12:33:52 PM »
nah but you can use this phone like a minuture video camera, so i'll be heading on over to the singular store explaining my grief in loosing all my cords for it. and how may i get another ones  ;)
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Re: i just found a cell phone
« Reply #29 on: October 31, 2006, 03:16:59 PM »
Are You ever going to use it as a regular phone?
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