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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #45 on: April 01, 2011, 08:08:27 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on April 01, 2011, 08:04:19 PM
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you are all pedophiles!!!
im no more of a pedofile then i am pro miniskirts.... MINISKIRTS SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN INVENTED!

Even for women with great legs? Is it the exposure that bothers you, or just the sight of unattractive legs?   :orly:

It's because he's 18 and the sight of female flesh instantly creates a massive boner :laugh:

Horny 18-year-olds are responsible for everything that is wrong with I2. They should get their tentacles hormones under control and stop clogging the interwebz.  :soapbox:

Oh darling you know you love it  :eyelash: :-*

 :eyebrows:

 :squiddy:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #46 on: April 01, 2011, 08:12:00 PM »
Quote from: Sea Tart on April 01, 2011, 08:08:27 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on April 01, 2011, 08:04:19 PM
Quote from: Sea Tart on April 01, 2011, 08:03:01 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on April 01, 2011, 03:21:26 PM
Quote from: Sea Tart on April 01, 2011, 11:44:30 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 01, 2011, 06:05:09 AM
Quote from: Zippo on April 01, 2011, 01:42:46 AM
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on April 01, 2011, 12:21:34 AM
you are all pedophiles!!!
im no more of a pedofile then i am pro miniskirts.... MINISKIRTS SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN INVENTED!

Even for women with great legs? Is it the exposure that bothers you, or just the sight of unattractive legs?   :orly:

It's because he's 18 and the sight of female flesh instantly creates a massive boner :laugh:

Horny 18-year-olds are responsible for everything that is wrong with I2. They should get their tentacles hormones under control and stop clogging the interwebz.  :soapbox:

Oh darling you know you love it  :eyelash: :-*

 :eyebrows:

 :squiddy:

 :booty:
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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #47 on: April 01, 2011, 08:13:59 PM »
See the effect Squiddy has? People just love him!  :squiddy:
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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #48 on: April 01, 2011, 08:16:05 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on April 01, 2011, 08:12:00 PM
Quote from: Sea Tart on April 01, 2011, 08:08:27 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on April 01, 2011, 08:04:19 PM
Quote from: Sea Tart on April 01, 2011, 08:03:01 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on April 01, 2011, 03:21:26 PM
Quote from: Sea Tart on April 01, 2011, 11:44:30 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 01, 2011, 06:05:09 AM
Quote from: Zippo on April 01, 2011, 01:42:46 AM
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on April 01, 2011, 12:21:34 AM
you are all pedophiles!!!
im no more of a pedofile then i am pro miniskirts.... MINISKIRTS SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN INVENTED!

Even for women with great legs? Is it the exposure that bothers you, or just the sight of unattractive legs?   :orly:

It's because he's 18 and the sight of female flesh instantly creates a massive boner :laugh:

Horny 18-year-olds are responsible for everything that is wrong with I2. They should get their tentacles hormones under control and stop clogging the interwebz.  :soapbox:

Oh darling you know you love it  :eyelash: :-*

 :eyebrows:

 :squiddy:

 :booty:

:missionary:
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 01, 2011, 08:13:59 PM
See the effect Squiddy has? People just love him!  :squiddy:

 :laugh:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #49 on: April 01, 2011, 09:39:26 PM »
Quote from: Sea Tart on April 01, 2011, 08:16:05 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on April 01, 2011, 08:12:00 PM
Quote from: Sea Tart on April 01, 2011, 08:08:27 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on April 01, 2011, 08:04:19 PM
Quote from: Sea Tart on April 01, 2011, 08:03:01 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on April 01, 2011, 03:21:26 PM
Quote from: Sea Tart on April 01, 2011, 11:44:30 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 01, 2011, 06:05:09 AM
Quote from: Zippo on April 01, 2011, 01:42:46 AM
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on April 01, 2011, 12:21:34 AM
you are all pedophiles!!!
im no more of a pedofile then i am pro miniskirts.... MINISKIRTS SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN INVENTED!

Even for women with great legs? Is it the exposure that bothers you, or just the sight of unattractive legs?   :orly:

It's because he's 18 and the sight of female flesh instantly creates a massive boner :laugh:

Horny 18-year-olds are responsible for everything that is wrong with I2. They should get their tentacles hormones under control and stop clogging the interwebz.  :soapbox:

Oh darling you know you love it  :eyelash: :-*

 :eyebrows:

 :squiddy:

 :booty:

:missionary:
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 01, 2011, 08:13:59 PM
See the effect Squiddy has? People just love him!  :squiddy:

 :laugh:

 :orgasm: :3some:
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I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #50 on: April 01, 2011, 09:45:45 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on April 01, 2011, 04:05:32 PM
I was at my local vets,  with one of my dogs (dog needed an injection)

It must have been a while ago as i was in a 'blouse' and skirt (work clothes)

The vet asked me to hold the dog's head,  and i bent down to do just this -

i was wearing a new 'wonderbra'

and yep you guessed it

a titty just popped out - just fell out

of course the vet was also bent down administering doggy's injection

he got a titty right in his face

trying not to be too embarrassed i just looked down

at the escaped breast and said  "oh hello there"

and then put it away

Vet was bright red and stuttered throughout the rest of the consultation
 :paperbag:

You can bring your dogs to me to spare that vet further embarrassment bodie. I am a vet.  :zoinks:
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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #51 on: April 02, 2011, 12:20:32 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 01, 2011, 06:05:09 AM
Quote from: Zippo on April 01, 2011, 01:42:46 AM
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on April 01, 2011, 12:21:34 AM
you are all pedophiles!!!
im no more of a pedofile then i am pro miniskirts.... MINISKIRTS SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN INVENTED!

Even for women with great legs? Is it the exposure that bothers you, or just the sight of unattractive legs?   :orly:

both!
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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #52 on: April 02, 2011, 09:19:07 AM »
Quote from: Zippo on April 02, 2011, 12:20:32 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 01, 2011, 06:05:09 AM
Quote from: Zippo on April 01, 2011, 01:42:46 AM
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on April 01, 2011, 12:21:34 AM
you are all pedophiles!!!
im no more of a pedofile then i am pro miniskirts.... MINISKIRTS SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN INVENTED!

Even for women with great legs? Is it the exposure that bothers you, or just the sight of unattractive legs?   :orly:

both!

Women still wear miniskirts?  I thought they died out in the 80's.
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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #53 on: April 02, 2011, 12:00:23 PM »
Quote from: MidlifeAspie on April 02, 2011, 09:19:07 AM
Quote from: Zippo on April 02, 2011, 12:20:32 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 01, 2011, 06:05:09 AM
Quote from: Zippo on April 01, 2011, 01:42:46 AM
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on April 01, 2011, 12:21:34 AM
you are all pedophiles!!!
im no more of a pedofile then i am pro miniskirts.... MINISKIRTS SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN INVENTED!

Even for women with great legs? Is it the exposure that bothers you, or just the sight of unattractive legs?   :orly:

both!

Women still wear miniskirts?  I thought they died out in the 80's.
No, they're still out there. Usually  found on women on streetcorners between the hours of 11pm-4am.  :zoinks:
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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #54 on: April 02, 2011, 12:09:03 PM »
Quote from: Celticgoddess on April 02, 2011, 12:00:23 PM
Quote from: MidlifeAspie on April 02, 2011, 09:19:07 AM
Quote from: Zippo on April 02, 2011, 12:20:32 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 01, 2011, 06:05:09 AM
Quote from: Zippo on April 01, 2011, 01:42:46 AM
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on April 01, 2011, 12:21:34 AM
you are all pedophiles!!!
im no more of a pedofile then i am pro miniskirts.... MINISKIRTS SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN INVENTED!

Even for women with great legs? Is it the exposure that bothers you, or just the sight of unattractive legs?   :orly:

both!

Women still wear miniskirts?  I thought they died out in the 80's.
No, they're still out there. Usually  found on women on streetcorners between the hours of 11pm-4am.  :zoinks:

Ah - I am usually sleeping then :)
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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #55 on: April 02, 2011, 12:10:18 PM »
Quote from: MidlifeAspie on April 02, 2011, 12:09:03 PM
Quote from: Celticgoddess on April 02, 2011, 12:00:23 PM
Quote from: MidlifeAspie on April 02, 2011, 09:19:07 AM
Quote from: Zippo on April 02, 2011, 12:20:32 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 01, 2011, 06:05:09 AM
Quote from: Zippo on April 01, 2011, 01:42:46 AM
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on April 01, 2011, 12:21:34 AM
you are all pedophiles!!!
im no more of a pedofile then i am pro miniskirts.... MINISKIRTS SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN INVENTED!

Even for women with great legs? Is it the exposure that bothers you, or just the sight of unattractive legs?   :orly:

both!

Women still wear miniskirts?  I thought they died out in the 80's.
No, they're still out there. Usually  found on women on streetcorners between the hours of 11pm-4am.  :zoinks:

Ah - I am usually sleeping then :)

Me too. I just walk the 6 o'clock news. :laugh:
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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #56 on: April 04, 2011, 04:34:45 PM »
Quote from: Celticgoddess on April 02, 2011, 12:10:18 PM
Quote from: MidlifeAspie on April 02, 2011, 12:09:03 PM
Quote from: Celticgoddess on April 02, 2011, 12:00:23 PM
Quote from: MidlifeAspie on April 02, 2011, 09:19:07 AM
Quote from: Zippo on April 02, 2011, 12:20:32 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 01, 2011, 06:05:09 AM
Quote from: Zippo on April 01, 2011, 01:42:46 AM
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on April 01, 2011, 12:21:34 AM
you are all pedophiles!!!
im no more of a pedofile then i am pro miniskirts.... MINISKIRTS SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN INVENTED!

Even for women with great legs? Is it the exposure that bothers you, or just the sight of unattractive legs?   :orly:

both!

Women still wear miniskirts?  I thought they died out in the 80's.
No, they're still out there. Usually  found on women on streetcorners between the hours of 11pm-4am.  :zoinks:

Ah - I am usually sleeping then :)

Me too. I just walk the 6 o'clock news. :laugh:

You walk the 6 'o clock news?  :orly:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #57 on: April 04, 2011, 04:37:02 PM »
lol that just reminded me of another word filter I had on zomg. walk = wank

"just been for a wank"
"had a really long wank today"
"brb, gonna wank the dog"
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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #58 on: April 04, 2011, 04:40:26 PM »
Quote from: Heinrich on April 04, 2011, 04:37:02 PM
lol that just reminded me of another word filter I had on zomg. walk = wank

"just been for a wank"
"had a really long wank today"
"brb, gonna wank the dog"

Maybe theres a reversed filter here?

So CG's post should really say:

Quote from: Celticgoddess on April 02, 2011, 12:10:18 PM
Me too. I just wank the 6 o'clock news. :laugh:

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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #59 on: April 04, 2011, 04:46:21 PM »
Personally I wank to the TEN oclock news. Fiona Bruce, mmmmmmmmm...
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