Why did the redneck cross the road?He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken
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Quote from: Sea Tart on April 01, 2011, 08:03:01 PMQuote from: Semicolon on April 01, 2011, 03:21:26 PMQuote from: Sea Tart on April 01, 2011, 11:44:30 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 01, 2011, 06:05:09 AMQuote from: Zippo on April 01, 2011, 01:42:46 AMQuote from: ZEGH8578 on April 01, 2011, 12:21:34 AMyou are all pedophiles!!!im no more of a pedofile then i am pro miniskirts.... MINISKIRTS SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN INVENTED!Even for women with great legs? Is it the exposure that bothers you, or just the sight of unattractive legs? It's because he's 18 and the sight of female flesh instantly creates a massive boner Horny 18-year-olds are responsible for everything that is wrong with I2. They should get their tentacles hormones under control and stop clogging the interwebz. Oh darling you know you love it
Quote from: Semicolon on April 01, 2011, 03:21:26 PMQuote from: Sea Tart on April 01, 2011, 11:44:30 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 01, 2011, 06:05:09 AMQuote from: Zippo on April 01, 2011, 01:42:46 AMQuote from: ZEGH8578 on April 01, 2011, 12:21:34 AMyou are all pedophiles!!!im no more of a pedofile then i am pro miniskirts.... MINISKIRTS SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN INVENTED!Even for women with great legs? Is it the exposure that bothers you, or just the sight of unattractive legs? It's because he's 18 and the sight of female flesh instantly creates a massive boner Horny 18-year-olds are responsible for everything that is wrong with I2. They should get their tentacles hormones under control and stop clogging the interwebz. Oh darling you know you love it
Quote from: Sea Tart on April 01, 2011, 11:44:30 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 01, 2011, 06:05:09 AMQuote from: Zippo on April 01, 2011, 01:42:46 AMQuote from: ZEGH8578 on April 01, 2011, 12:21:34 AMyou are all pedophiles!!!im no more of a pedofile then i am pro miniskirts.... MINISKIRTS SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN INVENTED!Even for women with great legs? Is it the exposure that bothers you, or just the sight of unattractive legs? It's because he's 18 and the sight of female flesh instantly creates a massive boner Horny 18-year-olds are responsible for everything that is wrong with I2. They should get their tentacles hormones under control and stop clogging the interwebz.
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 01, 2011, 06:05:09 AMQuote from: Zippo on April 01, 2011, 01:42:46 AMQuote from: ZEGH8578 on April 01, 2011, 12:21:34 AMyou are all pedophiles!!!im no more of a pedofile then i am pro miniskirts.... MINISKIRTS SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN INVENTED!Even for women with great legs? Is it the exposure that bothers you, or just the sight of unattractive legs? It's because he's 18 and the sight of female flesh instantly creates a massive boner
Quote from: Zippo on April 01, 2011, 01:42:46 AMQuote from: ZEGH8578 on April 01, 2011, 12:21:34 AMyou are all pedophiles!!!im no more of a pedofile then i am pro miniskirts.... MINISKIRTS SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN INVENTED!Even for women with great legs? Is it the exposure that bothers you, or just the sight of unattractive legs?
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on April 01, 2011, 12:21:34 AMyou are all pedophiles!!!im no more of a pedofile then i am pro miniskirts.... MINISKIRTS SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN INVENTED!
you are all pedophiles!!!
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.
Quote from: Semicolon on April 01, 2011, 08:04:19 PMQuote from: Sea Tart on April 01, 2011, 08:03:01 PMQuote from: Semicolon on April 01, 2011, 03:21:26 PMQuote from: Sea Tart on April 01, 2011, 11:44:30 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 01, 2011, 06:05:09 AMQuote from: Zippo on April 01, 2011, 01:42:46 AMQuote from: ZEGH8578 on April 01, 2011, 12:21:34 AMyou are all pedophiles!!!im no more of a pedofile then i am pro miniskirts.... MINISKIRTS SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN INVENTED!Even for women with great legs? Is it the exposure that bothers you, or just the sight of unattractive legs? It's because he's 18 and the sight of female flesh instantly creates a massive boner Horny 18-year-olds are responsible for everything that is wrong with I2. They should get their tentacles hormones under control and stop clogging the interwebz. Oh darling you know you love it
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: Sea Tart on April 01, 2011, 08:08:27 PMQuote from: Semicolon on April 01, 2011, 08:04:19 PMQuote from: Sea Tart on April 01, 2011, 08:03:01 PMQuote from: Semicolon on April 01, 2011, 03:21:26 PMQuote from: Sea Tart on April 01, 2011, 11:44:30 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 01, 2011, 06:05:09 AMQuote from: Zippo on April 01, 2011, 01:42:46 AMQuote from: ZEGH8578 on April 01, 2011, 12:21:34 AMyou are all pedophiles!!!im no more of a pedofile then i am pro miniskirts.... MINISKIRTS SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN INVENTED!Even for women with great legs? Is it the exposure that bothers you, or just the sight of unattractive legs? It's because he's 18 and the sight of female flesh instantly creates a massive boner Horny 18-year-olds are responsible for everything that is wrong with I2. They should get their tentacles hormones under control and stop clogging the interwebz. Oh darling you know you love it
See the effect Squiddy has? People just love him!
Quote from: Semicolon on April 01, 2011, 08:12:00 PMQuote from: Sea Tart on April 01, 2011, 08:08:27 PMQuote from: Semicolon on April 01, 2011, 08:04:19 PMQuote from: Sea Tart on April 01, 2011, 08:03:01 PMQuote from: Semicolon on April 01, 2011, 03:21:26 PMQuote from: Sea Tart on April 01, 2011, 11:44:30 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 01, 2011, 06:05:09 AMQuote from: Zippo on April 01, 2011, 01:42:46 AMQuote from: ZEGH8578 on April 01, 2011, 12:21:34 AMyou are all pedophiles!!!im no more of a pedofile then i am pro miniskirts.... MINISKIRTS SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN INVENTED!Even for women with great legs? Is it the exposure that bothers you, or just the sight of unattractive legs? It's because he's 18 and the sight of female flesh instantly creates a massive boner Horny 18-year-olds are responsible for everything that is wrong with I2. They should get their tentacles hormones under control and stop clogging the interwebz. Oh darling you know you love it Quote from: couldbecousin on April 01, 2011, 08:13:59 PMSee the effect Squiddy has? People just love him!
I was at my local vets, with one of my dogs (dog needed an injection)It must have been a while ago as i was in a 'blouse' and skirt (work clothes)The vet asked me to hold the dog's head, and i bent down to do just this -i was wearing a new 'wonderbra'and yep you guessed ita titty just popped out - just fell outof course the vet was also bent down administering doggy's injectionhe got a titty right in his facetrying not to be too embarrassed i just looked downat the escaped breast and said "oh hello there"and then put it awayVet was bright red and stuttered throughout the rest of the consultation
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 01, 2011, 06:05:09 AMQuote from: Zippo on April 01, 2011, 01:42:46 AMQuote from: ZEGH8578 on April 01, 2011, 12:21:34 AMyou are all pedophiles!!!im no more of a pedofile then i am pro miniskirts.... MINISKIRTS SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN INVENTED!Even for women with great legs? Is it the exposure that bothers you, or just the sight of unattractive legs? both!
Quote from: Zippo on April 02, 2011, 12:20:32 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 01, 2011, 06:05:09 AMQuote from: Zippo on April 01, 2011, 01:42:46 AMQuote from: ZEGH8578 on April 01, 2011, 12:21:34 AMyou are all pedophiles!!!im no more of a pedofile then i am pro miniskirts.... MINISKIRTS SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN INVENTED!Even for women with great legs? Is it the exposure that bothers you, or just the sight of unattractive legs? both!Women still wear miniskirts? I thought they died out in the 80's.
Quote from: MidlifeAspie on April 02, 2011, 09:19:07 AMQuote from: Zippo on April 02, 2011, 12:20:32 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 01, 2011, 06:05:09 AMQuote from: Zippo on April 01, 2011, 01:42:46 AMQuote from: ZEGH8578 on April 01, 2011, 12:21:34 AMyou are all pedophiles!!!im no more of a pedofile then i am pro miniskirts.... MINISKIRTS SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN INVENTED!Even for women with great legs? Is it the exposure that bothers you, or just the sight of unattractive legs? both!Women still wear miniskirts? I thought they died out in the 80's.No, they're still out there. Usually found on women on streetcorners between the hours of 11pm-4am.
Quote from: Celticgoddess on April 02, 2011, 12:00:23 PMQuote from: MidlifeAspie on April 02, 2011, 09:19:07 AMQuote from: Zippo on April 02, 2011, 12:20:32 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 01, 2011, 06:05:09 AMQuote from: Zippo on April 01, 2011, 01:42:46 AMQuote from: ZEGH8578 on April 01, 2011, 12:21:34 AMyou are all pedophiles!!!im no more of a pedofile then i am pro miniskirts.... MINISKIRTS SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN INVENTED!Even for women with great legs? Is it the exposure that bothers you, or just the sight of unattractive legs? both!Women still wear miniskirts? I thought they died out in the 80's.No, they're still out there. Usually found on women on streetcorners between the hours of 11pm-4am. Ah - I am usually sleeping then
Quote from: MidlifeAspie on April 02, 2011, 12:09:03 PMQuote from: Celticgoddess on April 02, 2011, 12:00:23 PMQuote from: MidlifeAspie on April 02, 2011, 09:19:07 AMQuote from: Zippo on April 02, 2011, 12:20:32 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 01, 2011, 06:05:09 AMQuote from: Zippo on April 01, 2011, 01:42:46 AMQuote from: ZEGH8578 on April 01, 2011, 12:21:34 AMyou are all pedophiles!!!im no more of a pedofile then i am pro miniskirts.... MINISKIRTS SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN INVENTED!Even for women with great legs? Is it the exposure that bothers you, or just the sight of unattractive legs? both!Women still wear miniskirts? I thought they died out in the 80's.No, they're still out there. Usually found on women on streetcorners between the hours of 11pm-4am. Ah - I am usually sleeping then Me too. I just walk the 6 o'clock news.
lol that just reminded me of another word filter I had on zomg. walk = wank"just been for a wank""had a really long wank today""brb, gonna wank the dog"
Me too. I just wank the 6 o'clock news.
