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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #30 on: April 01, 2011, 06:05:09 AM »
you are all pedophiles!!!
im no more of a pedofile then i am pro miniskirts.... MINISKIRTS SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN INVENTED!

Even for women with great legs? Is it the exposure that bothers you, or just the sight of unattractive legs?   :orly:
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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #31 on: April 01, 2011, 11:44:30 AM »
you are all pedophiles!!!
im no more of a pedofile then i am pro miniskirts.... MINISKIRTS SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN INVENTED!

Even for women with great legs? Is it the exposure that bothers you, or just the sight of unattractive legs?   :orly:

It's because he's 18 and the sight of female flesh instantly creates a massive boner :laugh:
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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #32 on: April 01, 2011, 03:21:26 PM »
you are all pedophiles!!!
im no more of a pedofile then i am pro miniskirts.... MINISKIRTS SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN INVENTED!

Even for women with great legs? Is it the exposure that bothers you, or just the sight of unattractive legs?   :orly:

It's because he's 18 and the sight of female flesh instantly creates a massive boner :laugh:

Horny 18-year-olds are responsible for everything that is wrong with I2. They should get their tentacles hormones under control and stop clogging the interwebz.  :soapbox:
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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #33 on: April 01, 2011, 03:26:52 PM »
I just think this is bad math.

All boobs = hot?

Not in my experience.  Maybe I am dead inside, maybe I am a boob connoisseur.  :bounce:



yeah, not ALL boobs are hot. The ones with big nipples scare me. And then there is old people. Ug.

No offence to old people, but their boobs leave a lot to be desired :zombiefuck:

Well when you've been hanging around for 70+ years, that's bound to happen. :P

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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #34 on: April 01, 2011, 04:05:32 PM »
I was at my local vets,  with one of my dogs (dog needed an injection)

It must have been a while ago as i was in a 'blouse' and skirt (work clothes)

The vet asked me to hold the dog's head,  and i bent down to do just this -

i was wearing a new 'wonderbra'

and yep you guessed it

a titty just popped out - just fell out

of course the vet was also bent down administering doggy's injection

he got a titty right in his face

trying not to be too embarrassed i just looked down

at the escaped breast and said  "oh hello there"

and then put it away

Vet was bright red and stuttered throughout the rest of the consultation
 :paperbag:
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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #35 on: April 01, 2011, 04:25:20 PM »
I was at my local vets,  with one of my dogs (dog needed an injection)

It must have been a while ago as i was in a 'blouse' and skirt (work clothes)

The vet asked me to hold the dog's head,  and i bent down to do just this -

i was wearing a new 'wonderbra'

and yep you guessed it

a titty just popped out - just fell out

of course the vet was also bent down administering doggy's injection

he got a titty right in his face

trying not to be too embarrassed i just looked down

at the escaped breast and said  "oh hello there"

and then put it away

Vet was bright red and stuttered throughout the rest of the consultation
 :paperbag:


Now that I would pay attention to and post about when I got home  :2thumbsup:

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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #36 on: April 01, 2011, 05:02:06 PM »
I was at my local vets,  with one of my dogs (dog needed an injection)

It must have been a while ago as i was in a 'blouse' and skirt (work clothes)

The vet asked me to hold the dog's head,  and i bent down to do just this -

i was wearing a new 'wonderbra'

and yep you guessed it

a titty just popped out - just fell out

of course the vet was also bent down administering doggy's injection

he got a titty right in his face

trying not to be too embarrassed i just looked down

at the escaped breast and said  "oh hello there"

and then put it away

Vet was bright red and stuttered throughout the rest of the consultation
 :paperbag:

Poor man probably chose veterinary medicine to minimize the risk of seeing nekkid bewbs,
but he could not escape what fate had in store!   :flame:
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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #37 on: April 01, 2011, 05:07:38 PM »
I was at my local vets,  with one of my dogs (dog needed an injection)

It must have been a while ago as i was in a 'blouse' and skirt (work clothes)

The vet asked me to hold the dog's head,  and i bent down to do just this -

i was wearing a new 'wonderbra'

and yep you guessed it

a titty just popped out - just fell out

of course the vet was also bent down administering doggy's injection

he got a titty right in his face

trying not to be too embarrassed i just looked down

at the escaped breast and said  "oh hello there"

and then put it away

Vet was bright red and stuttered throughout the rest of the consultation
 :paperbag:

Poor man probably chose veterinary medicine to minimize the risk of seeing nekkid bewbs,
but he could not escape what fate had in store!   :flame:


 :LMAO:

 :plus: for Bodi's story, and  :plus: for CBC's interpretation.  The vet now came really to life for me.
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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #38 on: April 01, 2011, 07:17:16 PM »
i know poor man.  Lovely vets, still going there 5 years later

and yes whenever i see him he goes red!
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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #39 on: April 01, 2011, 07:18:26 PM »
i know poor man.  Lovely vets, still going there 5 years later

and yes whenever i see him he goes red!

Awww, he's never forgotten your friendly bewb!  :laugh:
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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #40 on: April 01, 2011, 07:20:03 PM »
i know poor man.  Lovely vets, still going there 5 years later

and yes whenever i see him he goes red!

Awww, he's never forgotten your friendly bewb!  :laugh:

I'm surprised. Bodaccea's bewbs are shy; they never visit I2. :zoinks:
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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #41 on: April 01, 2011, 07:42:11 PM »
you are all pedophiles!!!
im no more of a pedofile then i am pro miniskirts.... MINISKIRTS SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN INVENTED!

Bermuda Shorts on old men should be banned.
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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #42 on: April 01, 2011, 07:45:01 PM »
I was at my local vets,  with one of my dogs (dog needed an injection)

It must have been a while ago as i was in a 'blouse' and skirt (work clothes)

The vet asked me to hold the dog's head,  and i bent down to do just this -

i was wearing a new 'wonderbra'

and yep you guessed it

a titty just popped out - just fell out

of course the vet was also bent down administering doggy's injection

he got a titty right in his face

trying not to be too embarrassed i just looked down

at the escaped breast and said  "oh hello there"

and then put it away

Vet was bright red and stuttered throughout the rest of the consultation
 :paperbag:


When he got home:
"Hello dear.  Anything exciting happen at work today?"
"No, no, nothing came up.  well, er what I mean to say is that... umh, err.  Never mind."
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #43 on: April 01, 2011, 08:03:01 PM »
you are all pedophiles!!!
im no more of a pedofile then i am pro miniskirts.... MINISKIRTS SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN INVENTED!

Even for women with great legs? Is it the exposure that bothers you, or just the sight of unattractive legs?   :orly:

It's because he's 18 and the sight of female flesh instantly creates a massive boner :laugh:

Horny 18-year-olds are responsible for everything that is wrong with I2. They should get their tentacles hormones under control and stop clogging the interwebz.  :soapbox:

Oh darling you know you love it  :eyelash: :-*
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #44 on: April 01, 2011, 08:04:19 PM »
you are all pedophiles!!!
im no more of a pedofile then i am pro miniskirts.... MINISKIRTS SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN INVENTED!

Even for women with great legs? Is it the exposure that bothers you, or just the sight of unattractive legs?   :orly:

It's because he's 18 and the sight of female flesh instantly creates a massive boner :laugh:

Horny 18-year-olds are responsible for everything that is wrong with I2. They should get their tentacles hormones under control and stop clogging the interwebz.  :soapbox:

Oh darling you know you love it  :eyelash: :-*

 :eyebrows:
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.