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got some random boob today
« on: March 30, 2011, 05:27:34 PM »
so today i went to the dentists and while the female person was cleaning my teeth she was pressing her breasts into the top of my head... she did not need to do this while in the position she was in... it confirms my theory that all dentists have a teeth fetish because she must have been feeling hot other wise there is no reason to press your titys into a stranger you dont know who does not look particularly great.
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2011, 05:28:38 PM »
was she hot?

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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2011, 05:29:18 PM »
:laugh:
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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2011, 05:33:53 PM »
hurray!
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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2011, 05:34:23 PM »
I would have masturbated in your position. :zoinks:
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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2011, 06:45:10 PM »
Be weary of when they put you under, make sure you remember whenever or not the buttons on your shirt were done or undone. Lol, seinfied reference. :laugh:
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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2011, 07:35:57 PM »
This happens every time I go to the dentist, or get a haircut for that matter.  I've never thought much of it - except wishing they would get out of my personal space as soon as possible.
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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2011, 07:40:11 PM »
congrats on the random boob :)


I could have had boob a few weeks ago, then remembered I dont like girls that much.
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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2011, 07:43:03 PM »
Quote from: MidlifeAspie on March 30, 2011, 07:35:57 PM
This happens every time I go to the dentist, or get a haircut for that matter.  I've never thought much of it - except wishing they would get out of my personal space as soon as possible.

homo
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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2011, 07:45:41 PM »
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on March 30, 2011, 07:43:03 PM
Quote from: MidlifeAspie on March 30, 2011, 07:35:57 PM
This happens every time I go to the dentist, or get a haircut for that matter.  I've never thought much of it - except wishing they would get out of my personal space as soon as possible.

homo

I've had enough "boob" at this stage in the game that random ones brushing up against me just don't thrill me the way they did when I was younger.  I guess I am getting old, or I guess I just like familiar boob.  Either way, hairdresser boob and dental hygienist boob just don't excite me.  The poor girl is trying to do a job.
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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2011, 07:55:22 PM »
Quote from: Pentagram on March 30, 2011, 05:34:23 PM
I would have masturbated in your position. :zoinks:

I don't doubt that for a minute :o
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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2011, 10:38:06 PM »
Quote from: Pentagram on March 30, 2011, 05:34:23 PM
I would have masturbated in your position. :zoinks:

So? Richard would've filmed himself while doing it.  :autism:
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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2011, 12:28:31 AM »
Quote from: Heinrich on March 30, 2011, 05:28:38 PM
was she hot?



not bad but defs not drop dead gorgeous...


Quote from: MidlifeAspie on March 30, 2011, 07:45:41 PM
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on March 30, 2011, 07:43:03 PM
Quote from: MidlifeAspie on March 30, 2011, 07:35:57 PM
This happens every time I go to the dentist, or get a haircut for that matter.  I've never thought much of it - except wishing they would get out of my personal space as soon as possible.

homo

I've had enough "boob" at this stage in the game that random ones brushing up against me just don't thrill me the way they did when I was younger.  I guess I am getting old, or I guess I just like familiar boob.  Either way, hairdresser boob and dental hygienist boob just don't excite me.  The poor girl is trying to do a job.

i was not zomgwtf!? about it... more along your lines of get out of my space after i got over the fact of "oh wait... im touching boob... wtf?" as i have never really gotten that close to boob with the exception of hugging my mother and grand parents i prefer to keep people at arms length or further
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2011, 06:37:45 AM »
Titties!
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Re: got some random boob today
« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2011, 07:44:21 AM »
I like boobs. Penta-boobs are fail though  :thumbdn:
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