Okay, since everyone is showing their stuff, here's mine:
Bachelor degrees in Accounting and Management
Audited our state and local governments for 25 years
Certified Public Accountant, Retired
Certified Fraud Accountant (Should be Certified Fraud Examiner, not Accountant, my bad)
Former member of Mensa
Age 61, retired at age 49.
Wife of a husband who is visually limited, so I must do most of the driving and errands
Mother to a 21 year old multi-handicapped daughter with the mind of a 10 year old.
Housewife and homemaker.